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madison: ugh mase is AWOL but i'll yell at him to text you back. madison: i think he's busy with work rn but hopefully he'll be able to make it back to lima before christmas. madison: ugh, i hate secrets. what if you just like... told me? and then i won't tell anyone else! madison: oh... sam i love ya but bieber is kind of dead. like he's only relevant bc hailey is a fashion icon and everyone is trying to figure out if she gaslit him into falling in love with her. madison: if you want to go for nostalgia, but upbeat vibes, why not go for the jobros? they're still making music and have been around for like 20 years.

sam: please, i rather him tell me he can't make it then ghost me ): sam: I will say everyone should know all the songs i've picked.. .and if not.. well we will learn them! sam: Ahhh the jonas brothers. that could work... they have a christmas movie or something coming up right???

blaine: i knooooow! i've missed you so much! blaine: it's honestly been way too long!! blaine: sam, that is officially the cutest outfit i've ever seen 🥺🥺 blaine: she is SO going to wear it!! blaine: but hey, how have you been? and how are stevie and stacey? i can't wait to see how much they've grown this time!

sam: might not let you two go back to new york i don't think i can take years without seeing both of you sam: I wanna see pictures when you do let her wear it idec if she gets it dirty lol sam: I'm good, stevie is think already has senioritis and stacey is stacey, working harder than i ever did in school. stevie got all the height and stacey and i look like we could be twins blaine

rachel: i've landed! rachel: but i haven't been back for very long - mere hours, truly. rachel: with the chances of a delay or cancellation due to weather, i was not about to risk being late for a moment of preparation for this showcase.

sam: !!!!!!!!!! sam: hours are still better than minutes sam: I knew i could count on you :D

kurt: i'm kidding, sam. kurt: i mean, it hurt for about two seconds, but i was also incredibly melodramatic back in the day. the pain was short-lived, i promise.

sam: 👀 sam: Pinky swear

kurt: what makes you so sure you didn't?

sam: ... sam: lie to me and say i didn't so i don't have a good cry over hurting you 10+ years ago.

kurt: it'd be nice to still have you around, sure. kurt: yeah, kind of. kurt: but like i said, it was brief. a momentary crush, a week or two at most. moved on to the next one soon after, and that one, well... that one lasted a lot longer.

sam: 🤭🤭 sam: wow... I'm so glad the crush on me was short lived kurt. Wouldn't want to have to break your heart or something

kurt: i'm not really an impressions kinda guy. we'll just have to play a compilation of some of your past ones or something, i think it'd be a lot more highly received. kurt: well, yeah, but i had ulterior motives. ...somewhat, anyway. there was a part of me that did actually just want to help you, but there was also a side of me that was briefly infatuated. kurt: it really does.

sam: So kurt wants to be haunted by me for the rest of his life. got it got it sam: ... sam: Am i just oblivious?????? what???

kurt: hey, it's your funeral. i'll get started on a eulogy - it'll be very touching, i promise. kurt: not that you wouldn't have, just that it wouldn't be so easy. kurt: then again, i guess it didn't take all that long with me either when it came to you, but in my defense, you were like, the first guy that had ever been nice to me.

sam: Are you going to do an impression of me? only way i won't come back and haunt everyones butts sam: what was the point to be mean any ways. you where helping me out too. sam: that seems so long ago now.. jfc

Spencer: Unless you... wanted it to be a date? I mean... Spencer: I haven't really gone out with anyone like that since Al, but... Spencer: I should shut up, right? Spencer: Uhm. Yeah. Kurt wanted to know if we could help with Thanksgiving prep? Spencer: Or, well, I might've offered and figured that it'd be easier to tell my moms what I was doing if you were tagging along. Spencer: You know how they adore you.

sam: just weird to call it a date man. sam: 👀 sam: Its just me and my siblings - i can see if they're okay to change up our tradition for one year

madison: sam, hi! madison: duh, what kind of alumni would i be if i didn't show up for the christmas showcase?! madison: what's on the setlist? 👀 👀 👀

sam: I mean, you could be your other half, I haven't heard back from your brother yet. sam: And thats a secret for when everyones back in at the school. sam: i may or may not be getting the bieber experience back together for a little rendition of mistletoe

sam: I've personally missed everyone - so i can't wait to see them. sam: Oh.. sam: yeah, sure.

kurt: depends on who you ask, i suppose. kurt: you'll win her favor in no time, i'm sure. kurt: let's face it, she has blaine's genes. definitely easier on your end than if she had mine.

sam: hm.. maybe that will be a poll when i get you all back into the glee room sam: are you saying that I would not have won her over if she had your genes D: I think i did a pretty good job in high school

blaine: hey sam blaine: buddy blaine: pal blaine: guess what blaine: we're in ohio!! blaine: that's so sweet 🥺 blaine: i'll definitely say yes! i can't wait to see it! especially because you think kurt's not gonna like it 👀