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📲 kurt & blaine

📲 brittany & blaine

i saw one for a shower speaker that i would bet any amount of money does not actually work because it looked to be about 99% plastic. if that thing has bluetooth capabilities, then so do my boobs.

see, i'd almost be tempted to buy that because that sounds pretty amazing. but you're right — it's probably absolute trash.

you know what's the craziest thing about lima? how the the public library shut down during the pandemic, but somehow breadstix is still alive and kicking years later. this town really does have it's priorities straight. why did i ever leave?

they definitely have some kind of higher-up somewhere protecting them, because i'm pretty sure that place has been a health hazard for at least a decade. the health inspector probably just looks at the building, sighs and says "you know what, not today".

i knew you'd understand. and because you're so understanding, i'm willing to allow a thirty second blaine and/or audrey break every hour. well, technically... if audrey needs me, i'll drop everything, but i'm assuming there's a line of people that can give her attention that morning before i'd need to get involved.

this deal just keeps getting better and better. i am so going to set alarms for this. and don't worry, i'm on audrey duty. as are all four of her grandparents, it seems, so she'll be in good hands.

i didn't know anyone was missing! should we make posters, to find them? i have glitter pens!

oh no, don't worry britt! they're not actually missing, they're just not here yet. maybe we could use those glitter pens to make food labels for the vegan, vegetarian and gluten-free dishes for the potluck, though?

and some things change massively. it will be nice to see the family, as it turns out my father isn't half bad once i stopped being of age to disappoint him. or maybe i just stopped caring, i haven't figured which out yet.

well, whichever one it is, it sounds like a positive change. maybe our fathers are just getting a little softer with age, because mine actually seems to be making much more of an effort too this time around. will it be you guys, your (step?)mom and your sister for the holidays?

Leave it to you to try and get everyone together in the same space. I would be interested in a potluck of sorts. As long as you don't mind if I abstain from actually preparing anything. You know, I don't cook. I would be happy to bring a bottle or two of wine though. Depending on who is in attendance will dictate whether I need one or twelve glasses to survive the evening. How have you been?

it just feels like we haven't been together as a group in forever! i'm glad to hear you're in, quinn! and don't worry, i'll never say no to a good bottle of wine, so that is absolutely fine. i'll make sure no one goes hungry. oh, and trust me, i'm right there with you. we'll have to make sure there's more than enough to get everyone through the evening. i'm tired, a little overwhelmed and going through a bit of a culture shock right now, but honestly? really happy. better than ever. i've been on a break from work since audrey was born, so i'm still in a bit of a bubble, and all the parenthood clichés are turning out to be true in the best kind of way. watching kurt as a dad has been one of the most amazing parts of all of this, and i'd say we make a pretty great team. how have you been, quinn? i'm so glad you were able to clear some time in your busy schedule to join us.

I'm in, but I vote for a reservation somewhere, I don't trust everyone else's cooking or more specifically, their hygiene whilst cooking. And hey, what's wrong with Breadstix? What about stale breadsticks and mediocre pasta doesn't scream adult thanksgiving?

perfect! one vote for a reservation, noted. you wouldn't even trust my cooking? or kurt's? well... the stale breadsticks and not-even-mediocre pasta are what's wrong with breadstix, and that's only the tip of the iceberg. i've sworn to never eat there again, so please don't make me give up on that promise.

Blaine, can we just stick with drinks and everyone makes their own charcuterie board easily could hit all the major food groups if everyone made one... plus i need to test out this new drink i had a few weeks ago on someone other than myself.

sounds good to me! i'm definitely not asking everyone to bring something super fancy or elaborate. if you bring drinks or a charcuterie board, or just pick up some cupcakes, i'd be more than happy. the most important thing is that we're all together. and i'd love to volunteer as a taste-tester! what's in this new drink? or is that a surprise?

maybe this is a boomer take - and if so...well, actually, i don't care if it is, i'm still right, as always. every other post on tiktok shouldn't be an ad. i'm not going to buy perfume i've never even smelled or a jeffree fucking star approved mascara of all things. i'm just looking for a little entertainment while i wait for my teeth cleaning. stop trying to sell me shit. unless of course, there's a discount on skims...then tiktok is permitted to let me know.

you're definitely right. it's almost a little dystopian how everything seems to be an ad nowadays, like we're in a black mirror episode. it kind of ruined tiktok for me. i still post there regularly, but i'm definitely not scrolling through my fyp as often as i did before, and that's not just because i have even less time to do so. if i happen to spot a discount on skims, you'll be there first to know, though. how have you been, santana?