bean boozled

since the dawn of time immemorial, humans have wondered, “what happened before the beginning of history?” the answer… is “fungus, mostly.” unfortunately, the mycorrhicene era has ended, giving way to the meatier, louder, and less efficient anthropocene. but what if i told you. we could bring it back? (shoots you with a spore dart)

(breaks into your house) can i pet your dogs

WHO DRAWS POKEMON GYM LEADERS WITH THEIR TITS OUT

so THIS is the science side of tumblr

you can tell a lot by a womans hands, for instance, she has hooves? horse. 

if i get hit by a car i won’t have to go to school

my friend got hit by a car he still went to school

what a nerd

everytime i move i crunch like popcorn

and everytime we kiss i swear i could fly

Real soft guy hours if you want to be held by a girl rn click that like

IDC IF SCOOBY DOO (2002) HAS 30% ON ROTTEN TOMATOES IT WILL ALWAYS HAVE 100% IN MY HEART

sorry for the lack of memes recently, i’ve been hyperfixating too hard on stuff and forgot to be horny

Ah finally a good reason on why Draculara is pink

Fuck yea!

I can’t wait to use snap map so everyone in my friend group knows I hang out in the sewers making little dresses for rats who hate and bite me