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(Coming back to this because I watched it again and absolutely couldn't stop myself from replaying it over and over)

Based off her hand gesture- and then talking (not looking at each other again 💀) - it looks like she asked him to touch her belly and took her hand away so he can put his hand there- and the fact that he is looking at the bump (or possibly the floor)

I will go first!

Tumblr says I don't post my premiere look, I post it the very next day — 5 pictures taken by my team, that could be edited the way I wanted, and 2 pics from the events I attended, both blury so people cannot say I look one tiny bit different.

Tumblr questions my song choices — I posted "it's business" about my pregnancy and a song about toxic relationships, both on my permanent feed — so I don't use a song anymore.

Tumblr says my make-up artist posted overly edited pictures, so I don't only get another make-up artist, but I make sure that I look like a human this time.

Tumblr says I don't touch my belly, I post 3 out of 6 pictures where I do touch it, even 1 where I am not in front of the paps.

Tumblr says I make everything about myself, I add a tiny "Congrats the the team of FJORD" between two mentions of the brands who had me and gave me stuff to wear.

Tumblr says I can't spell "congratulations", I use the short version. I make other mistakes because I cannot be bothered with Instagram — I hate social media, I am the most private girlfriend of the most private man.

(This one is bonus before you know, before I edit it because Tumblr pointed it out.)

This photo screams attention seeker 1000%.

(Said with complete sarcasm)

Oh please. “I want to be a good dad” - but at the same time he is not even prepared to take time off for the baby ? 💀.

Also so if the horror show is pregnant? That means she actually went and exaggerated her bump to make it look bigger in those pap walks got attention 💀😭