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homunculus-argument

fuck/marry/kill this guy?

fuck (I know him and feel like I deserve it)

marry (I know him and feel like I deserve it)

kill (I know him and feel like I deserve it)

fuck (no idea who that is, just based on vibes)

marry (no idea who that is, just based on vibes)

kill (no idea who that is, just based on vibes)

I have no desire nor opinion of this man

Voting ended onMay 3

homunculus-argument

@karl-von-moor-official I cannot verbally express how funny these tags look from the perspective of someone who speaks no german. I need you all to see what I see when I look at them.

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tumboner

omg

merspers

This has been in my queue for months.

mcgooglykins

I missed it last year and I vowed that would NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.

jackiefactotum

I don’t even know. I’ve been having a really bad day. Have some sharks.

the-haiku-bot

I don’t even know.

I’ve been having a really

bad day. Have some sharks.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

clawmarks

Schmetterlingsbuch; oder Allgemeine naturgeschichte der Schmetterlinge und besondere der europäischen Gattungen; nebst einer vollständigen Anweisung zum Fang, zur Erziehung, Zubereitung, Aufgewahrung, und überhaupt zu allen dem Sammler nöthigen Dingen - Friedrich Berge - 1863 - via Internet Archive

#uhm #Zubereitung????#wieso steht da Zubereitung und nicht sowas wie Aufbereitung?#also zum essen??#das eine ist für Essen #das andere zur Konservierung #why is there the word for preparing food??#like cooking and eating the Butterflies #and not the word for preserving them??#I'm so confused

enabuns

Oh we’re so back babes 🥹🩵

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cliopadra

🐟

goodomensonprime

And finally...3. See you soon 😇😈

movementnudge

Movement nudge!

injuries-in-dust

Watch to the end...

The joy when he did it!

theswordofdamntheseknees

I was so invested in this

derinthescarletpescatarian

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s-lycopersicum

being unemployed is really bad for you and job searching is an abysmal process but, if you think about it, having a job doesn't sound that good either

allthingswhumpyandangsty

PSA: new type of bots plaguing AO3’s comments section.

as obvious as it is that these are all bots/scam, I believe there are still people who believe they are legit and fall victims to these trolls. so if you get a comment like these, don’t panic, don’t delete your works. they are all bots. you’re fine.

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hopepunk-humanity

“Humans are inherently selfish--" Then why do so many cultures value hospitality, to the point of dictating it in their religions? Why is it so common for hosts to offer their visitors their best food, and as much of it as they can? At some point, multiple cultures decided that they knew what it felt like to be alone and vulnerable, and promised each other to never let those who stay with them feel that way. That doesn't sound very "inherently selfish" to me.

wolfsteax

"humans are the plague"

No. Humans are animals as much as the fish and the bear. We are pack animals who have survived by strong bonds and community.

Do not buy the lie that humans are inherently evil. Societies can trick you into believing this, but it's not the truth of humanity.

Humans crave being together, sharing together, and thriving together.

Capitalism just wants you to believe we're destined for selfishness.

llamagoddessofficial

This is Shanidar 1, affectionately nicknamed 'Nandy'. He was a Neanderthal living between 60,000 and 45,000 BCE. He was born with deformities in his ears, a withered arm, and paralysed legs. This would've left him almost entirely deaf, unable to use one arm, and with an almost debilitating limp. Not only that, but during his lifetime his left eyesocket sustained a severe fracture, which most likely would've left him completely blind in one eye.

He lived to between 30 and 45. An incredible age for an ancient hominid. This man couldn't have been a 'sTrOnG pRoViDeR mALe' and yet he lived to the Neanderthal equivalent of mid-80s. Why? Because his family must've taken care of him. His broken eye showed signs of healing, and his withered arm was amputated (perhaps one of the earliest examples of surgery). Despite his existence providing no 'logical benefit' he survived. Because he was loved.

Compassion and love are deeply rooted aspects of human existence. Don't let anyone trick you into thinking otherwise.

ultrafacts

A cyanometer is a device used to measure the intensity of blue in the sky, often used in meteorology and atmospheric studies. It typically consists of a series of blue color patches or a color gradient, allowing the user to compare the sky’s color to these reference colors.

im-a-goat-in-disguise

Do you like the wheel of the sky

friend-crow

Well I like that it doesn't take 5 minutes to scroll past.

ageae

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allthingswhumpyandangsty

ao3 turns 16 today.

reblog if you’re older than archive of our own

aropride

sex actually isnt real they made it up for ao3

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