Sasha Alexander deserves better!

du weißt, was dazu nötig ist 👀

pia douwes is the ultimate idiot and for that i love her

sometimes i am like wow kate mckinnon is gay other times i am like wOW kate mckinnon is GAY like she is a huge homo just like me she squels while talking abt liking girls she blushes when pretty girls smile at her she goes ‘omg im so gay’ when she sees a hot woman on tv she wears flannels and does lesbian salute and she gets to kiss her very own gay girlfriend what i am saying is kate mckinnon is great and gay

shoutout to my biology teacher in high school who did the usual speech about how unreliable the internet is as a source and said to “only trust .edu and .org websites because only certain organizations can get them” and when i told her i had a .org domain registered she stopped her lecture and looked at her assistant and said “she has a .org…” in the most devastated tone of voice i’ve ever heard, like i completely turned her world upside down

good idea: marry a blacksmith so you can get free swords whenever 

Better idea; become a miner and then marry a blacksmith so he can have the required materials for you to get free swords whenever. 

Make a harem and marry a full production chain

Monopolygamy.