my brain be working overtime smh smh

@sarahchiyaseed

they giving cattypillars hrt?

moots I need y'all to weigh in on this PLEASE I need y'all's opinion

@sarahchiyaseed @jaidens-ghost

I mean to them ig

YOU MEAN TO THEM???

SHUT UP I MEANT GOOD FOR THEM

I ACTUALLY HATE YOU

ok 👍

moots I need y'all to weigh in on this PLEASE I need y'all's opinion

@sarahchiyaseed @jaidens-ghost

I mean to them ig

YOU MEAN TO THEM???

Hell yeah i do

moots I need y'all to weigh in on this PLEASE I need y'all's opinion

@sarahchiyaseed @jaidens-ghost

im not qualified to pilot this pussy uhhhh *flips a random switch*

i searched for the edited switch for five minutes before noticing that the plane is doing 9/11

Okay, you found it, kids, you found a funny 9/11 joke that made me laugh out loud. _reaches deep into pocket_ Here's a quarter, go buy yourself a coke.

@sketchjay

moots I need y'all to weigh in on this PLEASE I need y'all's opinion

Had a dream last night that they made a bway show like Wicked except both Glinda and Elphaba were green, and Elphaba wore a green sparkly hijab and Glinda was still blonde, and it was called “They’re Both Green”. Throughout the show they became really good friends (and maybe more) until the end of the first act when Elphie gets hate crimed and someone pulls her hijab off, and Glinda does nothing to defend her, so they get into an argument. Zohran Mamdani was also there seeing the show. And then my dad broke all the bathrooms in the theater (for unrelated dream reasons) and tried to gaslight me about it, and then I woke up and I’ll never get to know how the show ends.