listen up: “hark the herald angel sing/ glory to the newborn king” and “i know when that hotling bling/ that can only mean one thing” have the same number of syllables
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listen up: “hark the herald angel sing/ glory to the newborn king” and “i know when that hotling bling/ that can only mean one thing” have the same number of syllables
merry christmas
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

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back in freshman year of high school we had this teacher who was really fucking annoying and HATED cell phones with a fucking passion. at the beginning of the school year he had us sign this goddamned “contract” that we wouldn’t have it in class or he would confiscate it.
so this annoying douchebag kid was on his phone and the teacher went “you have to give it to me now you signed the contract” and the kid didn’t even look up and said “contracts signed by a minor are not legally binding” and continued to text. and i hated that kid but…..dare i say iconic
anyway he got detention for it but i just found out he got into law school this year
“no homo” I whisper as I look at my garden of pea plants. The progeny had expressed a 1:2:1 ratio of phenotypes. I am Gregor Mendel.
This joke is lethal
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO
i’m the 8 minutes this person waited before tweeting
The only white foolishness I condone
I love how he respected the force and threw himself back a reasonable force distance

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THAT’S SAINT VERONICA YOU HERETICS
Mansplaining protip:
When a man starts explaining a concept you already told him you understand, instead of saying “I know” over and over until you die, try one of these:
Ok, which aspect is confusing you?
It seems like you have the basics down; Would you like me to recommend some good articles so you can get a more nuanced understanding?
So did you have a specific question, or do you just want a more in depth explanation?
SAVAGE
teacher-zone him
My cousin is an asst psych professor. Her new boss brought up how male students sometimes challenge female professors. He asked how she handles that: she says ‘hold on: let me take notes’, grabs a pen & paper, and proceeds to take no notes. If he asks why, she says ‘Tell me something I don’t know & I’ll have something to write’; no student has tried twice. Her boss laughed and asked her to mention it at the next staff meeting.
not to be dramatic but i would literally die for every one of these dogs
A lot of people confuse left and right, but no one ever confuses up and down.
in theatre this is untrue
#first rule of the avatar fandom #ALWAYS REBLOG THAT’S ROUGH BUDDY
AT THIS PANEL I WENT TO I ASKED DANTE BASCO WHAT HIS FAVORITE LINE AS ZUKO WAS AND HE SAID THIS ONE
my favorite aspect of this scene was the extremely short pause where zuko considers whether or not this was a thing that could have happened and almost immediatly concludes that of course, of course it happened, sokka runs around with the fucking avatar doing all kinds of insane stunts constantly, for all he knows katara’s been fucking ghost this whole time. so… that’s rough, buddy.
i always interpretted it as “fuck, how am i supposed to respond to that” but u know what i like ur interpretation better
See I always thought he was trying to figure out whether or not that was in any way his fault.

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assert your dominance by calling your friends by their student ID number
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In the near future, you are making dinner because you are about to meet your girlfriend’s dad for the first time. All you have in the kitchen is cooked frozen steaks. In walks your girlfriend and her dad, Gordon Ramsey.
This isn’t a prompt, this a fully finished horror story
the horror story is about how my girlfriend needs to leave immediately because i’m going to fuck her dad
If you're not scared right now about losing net neutrality; You should be. Study up folks, or 2018 is going to fucking suck.
This isn’t my type of post but Net Neutrality is so important.
Forget your page’s aesthetic, share this with everyone you know. Without Net Neutrality, the internet itself would change.
Companies would be able to charge websites if they want them to load faster than others on your computer. This means that they would purposefully bottleneck speeds on every website that doesn’t have the funding to pay for it faster speed. There’s NO reason for this. Are you a small business with a website and can’t afford to pay enough to get faster speeds? Too bad. Are you someone with a personal blog? Slow page loading. Do you want to view a website written by a nonprofit organization for your school project? You’ll have to wait until the page loads because, since they’re nonprofit, they can’t afford to pay enough to cable companies so that their page loads faster.
An alternative to this would be having to pay for faster internet. Internet service should be priced by usage, not speed. For home internet, unlimited use isn’t all that expensive so it’s really common. You wouldn’t want to pay extra for more speed.
This would possibly affect the way that the internet works on other devices such as your phone, gaming system, laptop, tablet, etc.
We NEED Net Neutrality.
If a company doesn’t agree with a specific website, they could purposefully limit traffic to their site. This would be censorship, something that nobody likes.
There are many other reason as to why you should protect Net Neutrality.
This is an issue whether you’re a Republican, Democrat, Left-wing, Right-wing, young, old, male, female, rich, poor, etc.
EVERYONE SHOULD ADVOCATE FOR NET NEUTRALITY.
Guys, also think about he wider costs. Every business, school, hospital, pharmacy, first responder, government service—every single one uses the Internet. So, yes, the individual user will pay more for access, but so will the institutional users. The thing is, the institutional users aren’t just going to eat the increase in costs. They will pass them on to the consumer. They always do.
Education, healthcare, every single product and service, plus your local, state, and Federal taxes, will all GO UP.
Losing net neutrality will affect the cost of every single product and service offered in this country. Every. Single. One.
So what do we do?
Call Congress - https://www.battleforthenet.com/
If you don’t want to or can’t call, text RESIST to 50409 to directly fax them a letter!

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Hello? Is this Stacey’s mom? Oh great, hey! I just wanted to say tHAT YOUR BITCH OF A DAUGHTER HURT MY CHILD- YES I JUST CALLED YOUR DAUGHTER A BITCH- Yes he’s my child. No, I’m not Mrs. Henderson. Yes this is Steve, Steve Harrington - LISTEN THAT’S NOT IMPORTANT OKAY? DUSTIN IS MY SON WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT. Anywayyyy, I just wanted to say your daughter has been very disrespectful to my Dustin at the Snow Ball the other night and I would like a personal apology from her or you can kiss your PTA presidency goodbye. YOU HEARD ME AND I MEAN IT-