she drove me here

Muffy is a stone cold bitch and that is why we would be hunties

that was crazy arthur isnt real

yall: *accuse Ted Cruz of being the zodiac killer* john green: *sigh of relief*

john green is going to let staff bring back replies now we should be thankful

this vine haunts me

Thats literally me when i see anything behind me lmfao

hahahahahahahahhahahaha

i hate how when ppl get in an argument they start using big ass words, like how u go from a meme loving fuck to an english professor in 2 seconds

I want these porn blogs to stop following me 

Speak for yourself

I… was….?

Great campaign! Great point!

signal boosting the shit out of this

you can never NOT reblog this

gets me every time ;(

imagine being a newborn baby. u could fuck with people so hard. like someone goes “oh, how old are you?” you go “55”. they get confused as fuck. “wtf? u dont look close to 55”. at this point u have the upper hand. you smirk, and say “55…minutes”. everyone gets a good laugh. imagine

“Kenny”

Yeah, that’s his name?

Kenny the Corgi: The Dog Who Gave up on Walks