have you ever heard the sound of a rubber ball...

sportacus, balancing precariously on a doorknob: kïdś!! ÿøū čåńt štāÿ íñ òñē špôt förėvër!! thê łävå wïłł ćõńśûmē ÿøü!!

robbie is just sitting in his chair chilling, not moving at all. “haha the lava can’t get you if you don’t move you loosers”

sportacus gasping loudly and going “robbie your chair is sinking!!” and robbie genuinely being frightened

robbie ends up JUMPING INTO SPORT’S ARMS… he has to carry him while balancing on random objects at the same time

Robbie rides on sporp’s lap and he’s terrified but it’s also kind of fun?? Sporty is strong and will help defeat The Lava

eventually they both fall in because one of the kids tries to sabotage them,,,, team sportarobbie has been Defeated..

Sporp puts on this big show of “dying” in the lava and robbie is highkey confused because wait! There is no lava! “sportaflop what are you DOING?!”

but being robbie, he absolutely HAS to be dramatic, so he does this over dramatic death scene with him as if it’s a movie. everyone else is extremely amused

HE ONLY HAS 4 FINGERS

Look, they spent like a million dollars per episode, they had to make budget cuts SOMEWHERE

Another thing that I love about this trope is that even Robbie is all, “I am literally the worst choice here.”

When you don’t eat your sportscandy…

That makes a lot more sense, but also,, that could still hurt if he really wanted it to

This is true, but if he wanted to cause some damage he’d have better luck using the ice axe lmao