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other scorpions have really badass tail stingers and claws, but the lesser known tailless whip scorpion has an even better defense mechanism:

I want you to be my baby daddy frfr

skyrim guard: is that... fur? growing out of your ears?

I'm so mad at myself right now. I masturbated for like 30 minutes, couldn't cum and then I started crying because I'm a stupid bitch. I had the opportunity to get smashed by a pair of twin brothers and their silver fox dad before the fucking lockdownS and I chickened out because I didn't think I could handle the three of them at once. So I just fucked one of the brothers (I still don't know which one it was???) and it was... well. Magical? He had one of those curved dicks that always hit my magic spot and he had me high on mini orgasms the entire time. I was a drooling mess by the time he came on my tits and fed his cum to me with his fingers. Whew. Anyway! My post-quarantine resolution is to find them and let them absolutely DESTROY me. I don't care about pain or fatigue or slut shaming anymore. I'm going to slurp coffee off someone's feet between rounds if I have to but I WILL get those cocks and I will get even MORE cocks after them!