Positively Sarcastic

Uh thanks ma

damn that’s a strong crib

This is why the gays fucking love this show.

@ non voters, 3rd party voters, trump voters

i once took my 14 year old cousin to a ke$ha concert for her birthday. half way through the concert ke$ha screams “STOP.” the music stopped, the audience stopped and ke$ha goes “I JUST REALIZED SOMETHING.” then everyone waited to see what ke$ha could have realized, mid song, mid concert. when ke$ha goes “i just realized….THERE’S NOT ENOUGH GLITTER ON THESE TITTIES” and a guy with a small bucket came out and poured so much glitter on those titties, that he saved the concert. 

but Cosmo was the one that was pregnant, so….

she need some milk

nigga she had on a breathing tube lmfao

BRUH 😂

RIP