i will never love someone more than calum hood

*Pokes 5SOS with a stick* I'm bored, please feel free to do something.

i love listening to outer space bc the lyrics “nothing like the rain, when you’re in outer space” really don’t make much sense but it seems to evoke that same indescribable emotion within everyone who listens to it and???? like wtf that’s amazing song writing

somthin i find very funny is that most 5sos songs r controversial within the fandom. like we all disagree on every song to some extent. except wildflower. the day that it dropped literally 4/4 were like “u r all going to fucking love this song” & then we all did?? like they TOLD us we would?? like i have not seen a single 5sos stan slander wildflower EVER and i think that’s hilarious 

amazon music immediately deleting the 5sos stream just absolutely fucking sends me. imagine inviting a band onto ur twitch to do album promo and they read fanfic in front of twenty thousand people and u immediately have to be like “so that didn’t happen”

bass guitar is so sexy. if you play bass you get +50 bonus hot points

this could be a great meme format

im too much of a baby for tinder i wanna meet people the old fashioned way where we’re both on either side of a fish tank and notice each other thru the water… 

My dream is to one day have enough money to buy 5sos merch