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The CRYSTALLINE LOVEBUG is an elusive worm…

Plagued by its sadness, it spends its days in the old jewelry box that it lives in. The only thing it ever eats is the dust that collects on the necklaces in the box. It believes that those necklaces are its siblings, and feels obligated to take care of them.

Worms on CAMPUS!

If this worm’s appearance didn’t clue you in to its love of learning, its personality sure will, because that’s all it ever talks about. 

Connoisseur of “edutainment” software, the PRIMARY LEARNWORM is maybe the biggest loser in the books, which is coincidentally where it lives.

The worm’s diet consists almost exclusively of lined paper and crayons, which gives its insides the unfortunate effect of being both crunchy and waxy at the same time.