tbh I don’t see the fuss about having waiters/waitresses not being happy and enthusiastic like I came here to eat I didn’t come here to be amused by employees as long as I’m getting my food and they’re not being blatantly rude I don’t see why y’all need to go on yelp to rank a restaurant 0/5 and have an outburst on why your waitress didn’t smile at you when she poured you water

this is pretty fucking important

once i’ve worked my notice i’m gonna be a dog walker! n drive around in a lil van and not work horrible hours and be outside with dogs all the time !!! and i’m gona be able to do art and not feel like the life is being sucked out of me by a corporate hotel!!!! n work a bit at a lovely bar that has a lovely dog of its own? my life is just dogs everywhere now i am so happy+ relieved!!! everythin is comin up milhouse

i’m going to be able to swim in the evenings again! and see people in the evening without worrying about 5am starts! and have weekends sometimes ! and my job is literally just the dream ????? i live wiht my nice friends in a nice sharing house n i have the sickest family and a lovely person i am so lucky n grateful!!! woOoooOw

this is the absolute sweetest thing I’ve seen in my entire life. i wish nothing but the absolute best for this dude for the rest of his life, he deserves it more than any of us

Taylor Swift reminds me of that one scene in the office where Michael says “I am the victim of a hate crime” and Stanley’s like “that’s not what a hate crime is” and Michael just goes “WELL I HATED IT”