have you guys ever seen a crocodile with its fingies out

*street shot of zohran mamdani clad in nasty lil suit and hard hat* five months ago i was elected mayor of new york city. in that time, we have managed to COMPLETELY defeat the Staten Island Minotaur at no additional cost to the new york taxpayer

i’m so thirsty… won’t you use /water to water me?

/water

The people who say "if men could get pregnant abortion would be free" get real quiet when you mention trans men. Sure that means nothing.

And then they’re always like “Well obviouslyyy we didn’t mean THEM” and it annoys me so much because everyone loves to act like being trans is a special little exception instead of a very real experience. Like male pregnancy is real but nobody can stand to look at it or really think about it. There are hundreds, thousands of men who have been pregnant. But people can’t stomach it.

meows loud as fuck for no reason in particular

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