stacy :p

The opposite of “the elephant in the room” is “the centipede in the room”: something that’s not actually an issue but everyone is freaking out about

living under a rock is so fun i love watching a movie that’s been famous for decades and being like wow this is so good.. did you guys know about this

saw a post i disagreed with. didn’t die. but came close

(DMing friend) noooo sorry Im busy I can't play video games with you tonight :(.... (logging into jigsaw role playing account) (DMing same friend) Do you want to play a game?

cleaned out the garage and found my old thinking cap from when i would think

ok I know everyone’s considered Ryland grace wearing an “I put the ace in space” t shirt but. have we considered the infinitely funnier option of putting this shirt on eva stratt