charlie

we make a lot of “my last two braincells” jokes but the truest one for me is that scene in always sunny where mac says “i’m having a panic attack, i’m actually having a panic attack” and charlie says “drink more coffee, it’ll help you calm down”

i just dont want to be seen as a woman anymore. if you must look at me at least have the decency to unfocus your eyes

OH! This is the first time I’ve seen a picture for it!

today i was talking to my therapist about being upset that my dad wanted a daughter and she told me 'your father is crying by a grave of his own making that has no corpse in it. you do not need to fill it for him and are not required to weep beside him' and I had to take a sip of water bc my mind stopped working for a moment

is your therapist god herself?

google search: how to take a break from the linear flow of time

not all who mcfreakin wander are mcfreakin lost

I’ll keep rebloghing posts like these until we stop shaming poor consumers for not going vegan or whatever and start pressuring COMPANIES with MONEY to start operating more sustainably

do you know what I really hate? early morning culture. the misconception that getting up early is inherently better than sleeping in. that people who stay in bed longer than 8 am are lazy and have an unhealthy life rhythm and that apparently they “miss the best part of the day”. that causes so much unnecessary shame and guilt, especially in young people whose inner clock doesn’t work that way - scientifically proven, teenagers can’t reach their mind’s full potential before 10 am. And more generally speaking: why should we care if someone gets up at 10 or 11 am and goes to bed far after midnight? I would get so much more shit done if I wouldn’t feel so guilty for staying up late and sleeping in. 

100000% this. Also Delayed Sleep Phase Disorder is a thing. But mostly just yes.

One of my dad’s favorite studies to quote is one about the productivity of early risers and night owls. The study found that the only difference between the two groups was that “one is a lot more smug about it.”

Its not bizarre delivery thats just how middle schoolers talk

Boosting

God I love Planned Parenthood and the information they provide. I had no idea about a lot of this.

Fun fact for long nailed gays: shove cotton balls in the fingers to prevent ouchies