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buy the grocery store battle pass it lets you get exclusive breads and cheeses and you can cut in line whenever you want

call me Ken the way I don't. have a job

“i also choose this guy’s dead wife” was easily the #1 funniest thing to ever be written on the internet.

Bro doxxed a bathtub

Some of you don't know how to appreciate a grainy low res image of some man

Is this about that 3DS picture of Obama

Why would you assume that. I'm obsessed with you

you just dont see guys walking around wearing nothing but a barrel held up by suspenders any more

fantasizing about my back being cracked like a glow stick and releasing all of my inhibitions, allowing me to feel the rain on my skin

No, that’s Dr. Gorv. Dr. Who is a movie about the russian Bolshevik revolution starring Julie Christie and Omar Sharif

No, you’re thinking of Doctor Zhivago. Dr Who is a satirical comedy movie about the Cold War and nuclear destruction.

That’s actually Doctor Strangelove. Doctor Who wrote a bunch of children’s books to help kids learn to read.

No, that’s almost definitely Doctor Seuss. Doctor Who was a song by the Thompson Twins.

You’re thinking of Doctor! Doctor! Neil. Doctor Who is about a brilliant but arrogant surgeon who, following a car crash that eliminates his chance of ever doing surgery again, turns to mysticism.

Close! That’s Doctor Strange. Doctor Who is the Dutch expert in law, philosophy, science, and metaphysics who, along with a solicitor, a train fiend, an administrator of an insane asylum, a nobleman, and a cowboy, hunts down and kills a notorious vampire.

Almost! That’s Doctor Seward from Dracula. I think you mean the guy who suppressed all his urges and made a scientific potion to create a second identity for the sole purposes or letting out his base urges

Actually, that was Dr van Helsing. Dr Seward was one of Lucy’s suitors, the one that ran the asylum. Dr Who is a song released by Aqua back in the late 1990′s

No, that’s Dr Jones. Dr Who is the person on first base

What?

No, What is on 2nd, Who’s on 1st

Shalom and happy Thanksgiving, please consider donating to the mashpee wampanoag tribe in Massachusetts, a tribe that was one of the first to be pushed out of their lands and are often in the fake folklore of the history of Thanksgiving. Currently Massachusetts does not recognize the mashpee wampanoag as a tribal nation and has been trying to steal even more of their land and destroying their culture