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i be Biting my gf Pretending shes a burger And i pretend her moans are fireworks and gunshots And it makes it a lot more satisfying

again, pa! penny that There’s

i want all my friends and followers and mutuals and acquaintances to know from the bottom of my heart: i don’t respond to your messages because i’m an insane person, i am insane medieval hermit software running inappropriately on modern queer hardware and social media scares me. it is not your fault

when i get a notifications on my phone i try to kill my phone with a rock

“be gay do crime! but sex is yucky and crime is wrong!” ass website

so many amazing words in the english language. you have clandestine and precarious and serendipity and iconoclast and then you also have staunch and sludge and slurp and smudge

omg if i was an oracle i would be LYYYYYINGGGG

Sent a 12 year old on a fake Hero’s Journey last week and holy shit he actually did it

never post again

*sigh* fine, fine, i'll be the new doctor who showrunner. bring me two twinks, britain's tallest woman, and 1000 pounds worth of alumininamian foil

im in a dd/dd relationship and we just fucking whip our bed with our belts every night before passing out