25 Stray Kids Dorm Rules That Are Often Neglected Because Fuck the System
1. Do not, under any circumstance, feed the children Caprisuns
2. โHakuna Matataโ is not a suitable lullaby, especially when played at 2 in the goddamn morning
3. Murder threats are not allowed to include the words โDoritosโ or โYOLOโ
4. Pogo sticks are not recommended as a way to gain height
5. Someone stop Felix from eating Frosted Flakes under the kitchen sink
6. If someone brings another fucking rooster into the dorm they are being executed
7. UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES SHOULD MINHO BE ALLOWED TO COOK
8. Please take out the garbage
9. *Please take out the garbage by taking the trash to the dumpster, not by throwing it out a window three flights up*
10. Fried chicken is only a viable option for dinner 3/5 times a week, or else we will all die from heart failure
11. See rule 6 but raccoons
12. Seungmin, Hyunjin, and Minho are our obligatory โdrag 3racha back to the dorms to eat and sleepโ squad
13. Felix is the obligatory โdrag Minho back to the dorms to eat and sleep after he drags 3racha back to the dorms to eat and sleepโ squad
14. Stop trying to cook ostrich eggs for breakfast, Iโm looking at you JISUNG
15. If sleeping on the floor, curl up into a ball and do not lie spread out so people like Jeongin can step on your body in the middle of the night
16. Eating an entire tub of Country Crock is both unhealthy and concerning
17. If home late, do not proceed with a dramatic re-enactment of the balcony scene from Romeo and Juliet, our health insurance only covers so much
18. Feel free to kick the miniature effigy of Yang Hyunsuk by the trash can Minhoโs crochet projects should be left in his room
19. Felix, please do not slide down the hall in heelys while Eric screams the lyrics to โParty in the USAโ into a megaphone
20. Eric is not allowed in the dorms anymore unless Sangyeon has given proof he will not show up with spaghetti
21. Replace the toilet paper
22. Wear clothes to sleep
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