just here to reblog gay things

andrew sees a cute boy:

compliment him!

swing a heavyass exy racquet directly into his sternum and stare at him homosexually

andrew is curious about the new kid:

ask to go pick him up from the airport!

steal your twin brothers identity to meet him and gather intel without him noticing

andrew is suspicious of the new kid:

subtly keep an eye on him for more clues

immediately try to break into his room and snoop through his belongings as soon as he moves in

andrew wants to learn more about the new kid:

ask him questions!

attempt to get him so intoxicated he spills all of his deepest secrets to you

andrew finds out the new kid is also running from the mafia:

tell him you already have one ex-cult flight risk to protect and hand him over to renee

claim he’s too much of a drama queen and decide to take him under your wing anyway

andrew sees a ball getting shot towards the net

do your job and block it

make no attempt to even try stopping it and just hope it doesn’t go in for the sake of your auramaxxing

neil keeps asking andrew questions

answer neil’s questions and strengthen your relationship!

send neil on random roundabout side quests to other foxes and wait for him to report back so you can do it again

andrew wants to tell neil how he feels

admit your true feelings!

deny your feelings because it’s safer

when you leave here by Idday shane & teen hazing… supports my “shane did not have it the worst, but shane sure witnessed what would have happened to him without his godlike hockey skill” theories

i was raised out in the cold by lavenderprose this is good and wonderful and deep or whatever and i loved shane being scared of farming equipment but honestly i’m just a fan of roadside car sex

something in the movies by liveinsalt i loooooved this shane and yuna… wrow…..

a diorama of us making a diorama by rockbound oh ilya and his no good very bad childhood… i loved this version of his and his brother’s relationship

the intricate brocade of this happiness by waxing__crescent ohhhhh my ilya ohhhhh the impossibility of explaining the experience of childhood trauma to someone who had a happy childhood

you’re the new god we’re worshipping by geniflux aka shane should get to kill everyone ever shane should get to explode the sun. i’m always a fan of when a fic has shane confronted with a younger asian player and i think this is spot on

your famous golden touch by anonymous anon if you ever are so inspired please hmu so i can talk to you about my theories and ask you about my manifestos. however i also respect the mystery of anonymity and salute you for your service. anyways. this is like 10 degrees to the left of the sex worker ilya au i am always looking for

He just, kind of assumed that Ilya had figured it out. He came out as gay and got laughed at! And it's way more reasonable that he could be bisexual than fully human. And if Ilya didn't know then why was he constantly doing little Mr Man teasing comments for the past few years?

Just like, Selkie!Shane who knows he smells like salt all the time, and eats so much fish, who has made comments about how skating is the closest you can feel to swimming in the open ocean on land, who showed Ilya his pelt?? They had a romantic night where they made out on top of Shane's pelt and Ilya assured him that he liked that Shane chose him???

Meanwhile Ilya feels fucking insane. How was he supposed to guess that Hollander was fucking magic? He thought Shane was within the normal human spectrum of weird! He didn't know magic existed! He's never even heard of seal people, why would he question a fur coat?? What next, the babayka he was afraid of as a child is going to be a neighbour?

The Ilya we see in Heated rivalry would not be throwing the first punch, he's not an enforcer. Ilya is a star center and a Pest. He wouldn't be doing his job correctly if he was punching players every other game, it would end up with not enough ice time to let him be the playmaker he's paid to be.

But being a pest can be playmaking! Find a player to bait, emotionally push them just enough that they try to fight you, and then get the fuck out of there before the ref gives you both penalties. This gets your team the power play. There is probably someone on Ilya's line dedicated to helping him get out of the fights he starts, and finishing them for him!

I also think this is also something that Shane would respect. Ilya is good at it and it's a good strategy for his team. I don't think Shane would see it as some dirty tactic, because Shane probably thinks everyone with a brain can see it for what it is! He probably thinks everyone should be able to see that being an asshole is a tactic for Ilya, that it's something to ignore and not fall for, that it's a strategy and not personal beef.

Imagine for a second you are Adrian surname The Eridian. Your spouse has been missing and presumed dead for around a decade, and suddenly one day an alien spaceship comes into orbit. And you cheer "Yay alien species have realized we have the same problem and have come to either give us a solution or join or efforts, too bad my mate is still gone."

Except he is not actually gone, because the eridian equivalent of a carebear decided to save them. And he doesn't want anything in return, in fact he is well aware that he might die A PAINFUL SLOW DEATH, shortly after fighting just to get the love of your life back to you. But it's ok :) because Rocky (yes he gave them a silly name) is my best friend! Oh- Are you ok-

I know this is super self-indulgent, given I _just_ posted these individually, but I liked seeing them together as a set.