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you ever have “cry and scream yourself awake” level nightmares that are immediately the stupidest premises imaginable the moment you actually wake up

The last time I wailed "help, please, help me, heeelp" loud enough to have the whole house come running, it was because I was having a nightmare that I was in my laundry room, and out of the corner of my eye I witnessed a Snoopy stuffed animal slowly rise up on two legs, as if being manipulated by a ghost or perhaps made animate by a possessing spirit, and slowly start to dance the Macarena.

I can’t stop thinking about this

I’m so sad

Sorry… I read a yaoi with a sad ending…

oh no :( what was it called evil mario?

American Psycho by Bret Easton Ellis

pride month is over so now we make the gay kids kill each other

literally the only important thing in the world