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Zhanghao: looks at Ollie Zhanghao: Baby boy. Baby. Zhanghao: looks at Gyuvin Zhanghao: Evil.

Jay: Fuck. Jongwoo: We've got to work on your cursing. Jay: Why? I'm pretty good at cursing already.

Jake: To be able to run fast enough to pet all the dogs.

*The maknae line is trying to con some random guy* Sunoo: Um, Jungwon, why are you pretending I'm this guy's family? Jungwon: We need money! Sunoo: You're scamming him? Jungwon: I was thinking more like flat-out stealing from him? Sunoo: What?! No way! Jungwon: Why not? We already stole Niki! Niki: Hey guys Sunoo: No, we didn't. Niki can think and talk for themself, they can do whatever they want! Niki: I wanna steal

Jake, to Jay: My life is in the hands of an idiot! Jay, motioning to themself and Sunghoon: No no no no no, TWO idiots!

Jungwon: Someone will die. Sunoo: Of fun!

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Yoongi: Yeah, I don’t like people. Jimin: Oh, well now that’s not fair yoongi hyung. Have you met all of them? Yoongi: I’ve met enough of them. People. What a bunch of bastards!

Vernon: Hey guys, I found a spider. Cool little lad. Thanks for eating the mosquitos. Vernon: Oh no, where did it go? Joshua: VERNON WHAT THE FUCK?!

Niki: Jungwon , we're hungry! Sunghoon: Jungwon! What's for dinner? Sunoo: We're hungry, Jungwon! Jungwon, frying a bottle of ketchup over the stove: *screams*

Jungwon: Jake taught me to think before I act. Jungwon: ...So if I smack the shit out of you, rest assured that I thought about it and am confident in my decision.

Sunoo: I just wanna be called cute 21/7. Niki: Why not 24/7? Sunoo: Snack breaks.

Sunoo: New year, same me. Because I'm perfect.

Jake: I don't follow the rules. I follow dogs on social media.

Jungwon: There are three ways to handle a difficult situation. The right way, the wrong way, and the Niki way. Sunoo: Isn't that the wrong way? Jungwon: Yes, but it's faster.

Hyunjin: Mint is just cold spicy. Stray kids: ... Lee know: What the actual fuck is wrong with you.

Hairdresser: How would you like your hair cut? Felix: Preferably with scissors, but a sword could be badass.