step the fUCK up kyle

Fandom: Emily and Alison can finally be together!

Paige: 

Ties her hair up tight

Puts her armor on

When she steps outside

And She

Lives in black and white

And the color’s gone

But it’s in her eyes

Remember Wren and Melissa’s flatmate Colin

You know the one that Spencer went to see shakespeare with and ended up kissing

What if he was in on it?

What if Melissa+Wren explained everything to him at some point and asked him to help

Because having the British guy as Wren would maybe be a little bit too obvious because all the girls know Wren as the only other British guy

What ifWren asked Colin to do it

That’s why AD got Jenna to shoot Spencer, because she is the only one who knows Colin, meaning she is the only one who has a remote chance of figuring it out

Because idk about you, but I always found that guy a little shady

Like did we ever really know how he got the dam tickets? Was it his brother directing or not? He was being so sketchy I couldn’t tell what was sarcastic and what wasn’t

He has something to do with it they would never just throw in a random character like that and completely end his story line

Girls: *Enter house*

Hanna: Animals? In an abandoned nature infested house? How can this be?

Jenna: Whaddup bithes I learnt how to plug in a speaker

Jenna: Btw I'm still pissed at you for doing that one thing when we were 15

Me: How does bitch know that they r giving her the real drive it could be a fake

Me: In fact why didn't they just do that

Me: This damned show...

Emily: Omfg this baby doll so cute I wanna raise a kid with Ali

Emily: *leaves phone and doesn't notice*

Me: How does anyone in this day and age just leave their fucking phone

Me: Wasn't she using it for light

Me: Did she not realize it was suddenly fucking dark

The Girls: Well we know their is a manic blind girl in here who probs wants to kill us and we should rly be leaving before shit goes down, but let's go exploring!

Aria: Welp let's not say Beetlejuice 3 times ya'll

Aria: #AriaInWonderland

Emily: Oops silly me just left my phone upstairs im such a dork

Hanna: babe ill go with you #hannily

Emily: Aw ty kinda hoping Ali would go with me but anyway xo

Hanna: Omfg there's someone up here. I didn't expect that!Whatever shall we do?

Emily: I know! Let's hide behind some large shelves he'll never see us!

Hanna: Great idea omg this is y we r friends

Noel: Look how cliche I am being today

Jenna: Come out come out where ever you are

Yes I'm talking to you Alison

If ya know what I mean

Jenna: *takes 5 steps up the stairs*

Aria: OMG PHEW THAT WAS CLOSE SHE NEARLY CAUGHT US

Aria: Let's call the cops we all know how much they will help us

Ali: Omg yeh and I'll text Emmy boo

Noel: Here comes a choppa to chop off ya head!

Ali: Omg wut bowling balls can curve through corridors now? Ya learn somethin new every day

Jenna: Watch me turn the lights off so ya'll see pitch darkness haha omg I'm so clever ten points to Jenna

Noel: I'm so misunedrstood nobody ever loved me

Noel: W8 CUT Marlene y am i even tryna kill these girls they ain't done shit to me

Marlene: BC ALL QUESTIONS WILL BE ANSWERED IN SEASON 7 NOW SHUT UP AND DRINK YOUR SAUCE

Emily: Woo hoo look at me go I just killed another guy!

Hanna: Omg well done Em

Aria: Omfg its a head aaah Im screaming wonder who's head it is

Aria: Where is Ezra when i need him

Jenna: Haha look at me im winning Noel just killed Hannily and them bitches are running for thier lives.

Jenna: Woops just accidentally kicked my boyfriend's head

Aria: Omg a blind girl has a gun we will all die !

Jenna: Haha I just shot Ali

Spencer: *crawling for her life as her friends run off without her and don't even notice shes done*

Jenna: Mwa ha ha ha ha yes yes, I smell ze blood. Bleh bleh bleh.

Mary: MOMMY TO THE RESUCE

Mary: I know how to heal a gunshot wound don't call the ambulance just sing a creepy kids song 100 percent success rate

Spencer: Haha this is the second time I've been shot in the heart this episode speaking of which where's Toby Wan Kenobi

Toby: Dammit Yvonne I told you I told you bitch I didn't want a fucking sandwich and what did u do? U made me eat the fucking sandwich and I lost control of the wheel now we dead

Toby: Wonder who bought the house tho