*wants cake*

can someone please be proud of me like fuck I’m trying

reblog to let prev know you’re proud of them

I'm sorry, the moment you hear someone with a voice that sounds like this guy put your hand in your pocket over your wallet and do not let go till you haven't seen him for 10 or more min.

When you move your hand your credit cards are all sevens

I realized looking at these that I absolutely still relate to her as a person, not a puppet, and that is magical.

I am also incredibly sexy

No no you don't understand! I want to watch this show/movie, read this book, listen to this podcast, etc.! But I must be in the right mindset and the exact head space to begin, or I just can't!

This shit was so funny

Lls

Im screaming at the way the other woman signed vagina