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ive heard if its all gone wrong and is fucked beyond repair you can actually use it for banana bread

everyone get unemployed. i will provide for us.

I love how safe everyone in the comments feels about being entirely dependant on a potentially psychopathic benefactor 😁

im nice…..

He’s literally nice

this summer we WALK IN A RANDOM DIRECTION and NEVER STOP

Had a dream i was on survivor and jeff probst was like “this next challenge is a standard wizard one” and a wizard started fucking attacking us

i wish i was a beautiful woman (remembers i am a beautiful woman) i wish i was a CONVENTIONALLY beautiful woman (remembers normative beauty is boring) i wish i had powers

in a way i am my own dead wife

speaking is a sort of playing where words are the toys

this genuinely made me so happy

Ok so apparently the girls went out for tinis and bruschetta without me

sorryyyy no trains tomorrow we replaced them all with a big slug