Diary of a Woman Child

When someone offers to split an Uber with me. 

When I don’t really have enough money to go out.  

When I go on a spontaneous road trip and don’t tell anyone. 

When my mom sends me a $50 check because she’s worried about me. 

When my friend tells me it’s time to leave the bar. 

When someone tells me about the “excitement” of redecorating their kitchen.

When I have to temp. 

When my girls and I get down to “Single Ladies.” 

When I go to Trader Joe’s and end up at Fresh & Easy. 

When I forget to wear a bra to family breakfast. 

When my grandma gives me a check for helping her get on Facebook. I know my worth.

When I have to walk-of-shame it to work. 

Life.

When my roommate moved in with their significant other.

When I postponed real life with grad school. 

When I lose one of my friends at a “Sunday Funday.” 

When I’m watching “Inside Amy Schumer.”