Violent Fish

an american TREASURE.

this is cool but why is it shot like the intro credits of a crime drama

…Dessert,  but shot like Murder.  I think I’ve found my favorite aesthetic ever.

*schlorp* OHOHOHO *shklump* AHAHAHA

I cannot stop watching this

“Who finna hold me” “Me” “Maynee get outa here” 💀💀

Lmaoo

I am in tears. I love him.

😂😂😂

“Yeah I ain’t got no skill. I got courage, but I ain’t got no skill”

“Give me the blammy bruh” 😂😂😂💀💀💀

I’m having death over here.

Not the “blammy” 😭😭

REBLOGGING EVERY TIME

Yo this shit is so fucking funny yo I can’t

😂😂

Omg 😂😂😂😂😂

“50 feet down there, get you down there” “Get who down there!?” 😂😂

My husband Marshawn 😂😂😍

I’m dying breh

Lmfaooooooooo

if this fucking thing started training over me while i was driving i’d slam the breaks and kill everybody behind me

I am despondent

My soul just left my entire body

I’ve gone to a better place

this is a picture of the human brain at the moment of death. tragic and beautiful

Fuck. That is a damn good nomination.

if you close your eyes when the train hits your brain will assume you are dead. Some find this comforting.

We’re getting into the good ones now. This is some classic Tumblr.

This is rapidly becoming a master post of ignorances and I could not possibly be happier.

Rare blue watermelon

That disease where you get purple eyes, no period, and no body hair

How have we gone this far without anyone mentioning the bird in the chocolate fountain

soap makes water molecules smaller

the dog with the slice of ham on its face that everyone thought was a gigantic burn scar

“Tequila is the only alcohol thats not a depressant so you can drink as much of it as you like”

that post with the picture of the joker without makeup and people thinking it was a real person and defending him

that photo of voldemort being passed off as an aborted fetus

The two way mirror

“listen here, cumslut.”

I can’t believe you guys forgot someone trying to pass off a picture of the inside of a fig as a microscopic view of the inside of a vagina.

I can’t believe I was on Tumblr for every single one of these posts.

9pm on a summer day is a god tier hour on planet earth

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