okay i'll bite is such a good phrase. like i will

abnormally large trees please lend me some of your centuries worth of wisdom

I wondered why green is so associated with hope and then I remembered being 8 and seeing a little plant sprout after a few days of waiting and. Yeah. I get it now.

Can anyone helping me please #helpingmeplease

i feel. like on a fundamental level. i do not understand x reader fic. i am not exactly opposed to it because let a thousand blossoms bloom etc. but like. i genuinely don’t get it. it seems like the exact opposite of how i engage with fiction. like the whole point is that i’m not in there. i don’t wanna be in there. if i’m in there it’s going to be very stressful.

tmi doesn't exist to me. I love information

big fan of when stuff is the color green

women love me because i am cute and only freak out badly sometimes