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This is just a spot to gather all my posts about the beta / legacy editors and cutting posts into one place, mostly so it's in one easily shareable link for people who ask. (Last updated January 19, 2023.)

WHAT'S EVEN GOING ON — This long post explains pretty much everything in great detail. It covers the different editors, the different extensions required for cutting posts and how they work, some glitches you may encounter, and reasons the two systems aren't compatible. I highly recommend reading this one before any of the others, as it provides the most context.

USING TRIM REBLOGS WITH THE LEGACY EDITOR — If you aren't willing to commit to the beta editor yet, at least learning how to use trim reblogs will make a world of difference to your partners using it.

BETA EDITOR OVERVIEW — An overview to the beta editor, the differences it has from legacy as well as its new features.

TRANSFERRING THREADS TO BETA / TRIM REBLOGS — An overview of how to actually go about transferring threads cut with the old system (editable reblogs) to the new system (trim reblogs).

DOUBLE POSTING GLITCH 1 + HOW TO FIX — Goes over a glitch you may encounter when using trim reblogs on a post that was originally made with the legacy editor, causing your reply to duplicate upon posting.

i’m always tired of seeing the cringiest sentence starters for smut so i’m back at it again kids. feel free to adjust sentences or specify who does the action. 

ACTIONS: 1. for one muse to give the other oral 2. to skinny dip with my muse 3. to shower with my muse 4. to take a hot bath with my muse 5. for sex in public 6. for sex in the car 7. to catch my muse naked 8. to undress my muse 9. for sparring to turn into sex 10. for an argument to turn into sex 11. for make up sex 12. for friends with benefits sex 13. to tie up my muse 14. to blindfold my muse 16. to make one muse watch the other masturbate 17. for a threesome (specify muses) 18. for one muse to wake the other by fingering them/giving a handjob 19. for one muse to deny the other orgasm 20. for angry sex  21. for break up sex 22. for sex after a near death experience  23. for after battle sex 24. for sex to get revenge on an ex 25. for one muse to give the other a lap dance or strip tease  26. to make my muse whimper 27. for one muse to take the other from behind 28. for sex against the wall 29. for sex on a table/counter/desk 30. for sex in a pool/hot tub 31. for one muse to choke the other 32. for rough sex  33. for our muses to try a new position 34. for our muses to try a new kink together 35. for one muse to use a toy on the other 36. for one muse to sit on the other’s face

I got bored of searching for lists I’d already used, and didn’t want to alter anyone’s RP lists for this. Send a ship, category letter, and number (example: ”April/Andy, A1!”) and I’ll write you a smut ficlet based on that! 

If you have multiple requests, please send them as separate asks so that I can reply to each of them with a separate fic per post!

     A. VANILLA

1. Heavy kissing/heavy makeout 2. Dry humping/clothed sex 3. First time 4. Oral sex 5. Sex 6. Doggy style 7. Rimming 8. With toys 9. Multiple partners 10. Trying a new position 11. Penetrative anal sex 12. Phone/video sex 13. Masturbation 14. Face-sitting 15. Mutual masturbation 16. Prompter’s choice

     B. ROMANTIC

1. Extensive talking during foreplay and sex 2. Body worship 3. Surprise visit at job/school/etc 4. Romantic lighting/set up by one partner 5. Overly romantic gesture that turns other partner on way too much 6. With lovey-dovey music playing 7. Taking a trip the other has always wanted to 8. Massage 9. First “I love you” 10. Tantric sex 11. Slow, patient foreplay/sex 12. Heavy eye contact 13. Spooning position 14. Hands focus/holding hands 15. Prompter’s choice

     C. GOOFY

1. Being dared to have sex by someone else 2. Laughing 3. With food 4. In costume 5. Comical roleplay 6. Fumbling, tickly, giggly sex 7. Attempting to go down on them under the kitchen table 8. Giving a failed striptease/lap dance 9. Watching porn together and making fun of the actors/scenes 10. Distracting the other with sex 11. Obscene or ridiculous dirty talk in public 12. Discovering a partner writes smutty fanfiction and reads it together/to each other 13. Sexting gone wrong 14. Birthday surprise! 15. Prompter’s choice

     D. HARDCORE

1. Rough sex 2. Comeplay 3. Serious/intense roleplay 4. Pegging/strapons 5. Sloppy, dirty sex 6. Jackhammering 7. Breathplay 8. Double penetration 9. Spanking (heavy) 10. Fisting 11. Object penetration 12. Cock/vagina worship (specify) 13. Squirting 14. Face-fucking 15. Prompter’s choice

     E. KINKY

1. Painplay 2. Fetish fulfillment 3. Exhibitionism 4. Sensory deprivation 5. Extreme bondage 6. Dom/sub dynamic 7. Play party 8. Knifeplay 9. Humiliation (public or private) 10. Orgasm denial 11. Gags 12. Begging 13. Aftercare 14. Safeword use 15. Prompter’s choice of kink

     F. SITUATIONAL

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