A variety of trash

i’m weak.

im screaming!!

The Curious Case of May Parker

when i was a kid i really wanted to play the fun nick games online but neither me nor my brother could spell nickelodeon.com so i cried

i sleep nude because if someone ever breaks into my house they gotta fight me while im naked and i dare you to try and swing on a nigga when his dick is out

You are grade A guarenteed to get yourself hurt with this mindset? You think I’m afraid to grab a dick and yank it, bruh? You think I won’t get my hands dirty on your dick in order to end you? You got the wrong one, man—and your ass better hope I don’t have a knife.

Why can’t American shows be this great

Girl with the glasses is a real one

Can we appreciate that this dude Giovanni got beaten back in Gen 1, swore he’d rebuild Team Rocket stronger than ever, and then comes back 20 years later and he’s SUBSIDIZED NEARLY EVERY CRIMINAL ORGANIZATION IN THE POKEMON UNIVERSE TO BOLSTER TEAM ROCKET’S STRENGTH. Video game villains WISH they had this kinda followthrough. 

FUCKING ASSASSINATE THE FIRE

b e g o n e, HOT

Entering these codes on the mystery gift page will give you all the stones listed, and I’m pretty sure you can enter all of them, you don’t have to choose!

i’m really glad i got a physical copy of this brand new game so i can download 60GB off the disc and then install an 11GB update and then go through all these opening logos to get to the main menu and then a 5 minute loading screen before finally getting into the 12 minute cutscene before playing the hour long tutorial teaching me how to play the game.

how did this get so many notes in just 10 minutes

Because it’s a cold truth we all suffer from