don't wanna be torn

I don’t think so? Mate, whose underwear do you have?

Their mistake hadn’t occurred to them until yesterday afternoon, when it was far too late to rearrange jobs, and it had bothered Lily ever since.

Then today there had been Rocky with her in her changing room, while Mary wrestled her into the special necklace which the wedding rings could be hooked to, and it had suddenly occurred to her…

“There is no way Rocky will walk down the aisle of her own free will!” Lily exclaimed, wide-eyed with something very akin to full-blown panic. Not panic that she was making a mistake marrying the man of her life, or fear of the people who would be watching her, they were all dear and trusted friends, but a far more existential fear. “I can’t Imperio my cat!” she gasped, looking as scandalized as if she hadn’t just suggested it herself.

She turned steely green eyes on Peter, who didn’t look like the most fearsome cat tamer hiding on his safe perch on the stairs. For a moment doubt wriggled at the back of her mind. She shoved it aside. No. Her idea was perfect. Being the ring bearer’s bearer would not just include Peter, but he would have a job just as important as that of Sirius and Remus, and most importantly of all, nobody could do it as well as Peter could. After all, who would be more suited to this job than an Animagus?

But then she said those words. ‘-our wedding just wouldn’t be complete if you weren’t a part of it!‘

His heart warmed and his shoulders relaxed, his eyes locking on to Lily instead of constantly shifting to the immobilised kitten. “You really mean that?” There was a sound of disbelief colouring his tone, but even so, his lips curled into a small smile. They wanted him here. They wanted him to do something. So what if he had to carry their cat? The cat was carrying the rings and the rings were an important part to a wedding. Maybe even the most important part! How could he have even considered saying no?

Peter nodded before the words even left his lips. “Okay. Yeah. Yeah, I’ll do it. I’ll carry the cat.” He was going to say he would carry ‘her’, but honestly, Peter had already forgotten if the little blighter was male or female. It’s name was Rocky. It wasn’t very gender defining. He hated that about animals. You just couldn’t tell, but god, the owners were just so offended when you thought their precious cupcake was something other than what they were.

I don’t think so? Mate, whose underwear do you have?

2. On a scale of 1-5, how afraid of the dark are you?

3. The person you would never want to meet?

4. What is your favourite word?

5. If you were a type of tree, what would you be?

6. When you looked in the mirror this morning what was the first thing you thought?

7. What shirt are you wearing?

8. What do you label yourself as?

9. Bright room or dark room?

10. What were you doing at midnight last night?

11. Favourite age you’ve been so far?

12. Who told you they loved you last?

13. Your worst enemy?

14. What picture/s do you have on your desk?

15. Do you like someone?

16. The last song you listened to?

17. You can press a button that will make any one person explode. Who would you blow up?

18. Who would you really like to just punch in the face?

19. If anyone could be your slave for a day, who would it be and what would they have to do?

20. What is your best physical attribute? (showing said attribute is optional)

21. If you were the opposite sex for one day, what would you look like and what would you do?

22. Do you have a secret talent? If yes, what is it?

23. What is one unique thing you’re afraid of?

24. You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient known to humankind is at your disposal.

25. You just found 100 galleons! How are you going to spend them?

26. You can apparate to anywhere in the world, but you have to leave immediately. Where are you going to go?

27. An angel appears out of Heaven and offers you a lifetime supply of the alcoholic beverage of your choice. “Be brand-specific” it says. Man! What are you gonna say about that? Even if you don’t drink booze there’s something you can figure out… so what’s it gonna be?

28. You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place? 

29. What is your favourite expletive?

30. Your house is on fire, holy shit! You have just enough time to run in there and grab ONE inanimate object. Don’t worry, your loved ones and pets have already made it out safely. So what’s the one thing you’re going to save from that blazing inferno?

31. You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?

32. The Celestial Gates Of Beyond have opened, much to your surprise because you didn’t think such a thing existed. Death appears. As it turns out, Death is actually a pretty cool entity, and happens to be in a fantastic mood. Death offers to return the friend/family-member/person/etc. of your choice to the living world. Who will you bring back?

33. What was your last dream about?

34. Are you a good….[insert anything you’d like here]?

35. Have you ever been admitted to the hospital?

36. Have you ever built a snowman?

37. What is the colour of your socks?

38. What type of music do you like?

39. Do you prefer sunrises or sunsets?

40. What is your favorite milkshake flavor?

41. What quidditch team do you support? 

42. Do you have any scars?

43. If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?

44. Are you reliable?

45. If you could ask your future self one question, what would it be?

46. Do you hold grudges?

47. If you could breed two animals together to defy the laws of nature, what new animal would you create?

48. What is the most unusual conversation you’ve ever had?

49. Are you a good liar?

50. How long could you go without talking?

51. What has been you worst haircut/style?

52. Have you ever baked your own cake?

53. Can you do any accents other than your own?

54. What do you like on your toast?

55. What is the last thing you drew a picture of?

56. Do you sing in the shower? Or do anything unusual in the shower? Explain.

57. Do you often read your horoscope?

58. What is your favourite letter of the alphabet?

59. Which is cooler: dinosaurs or dragons?

I don’t think so? Mate, whose underwear do you have?

I don’t think so? Mate, whose underwear do you have?

-Sirius

I don’t think so? Mate, whose underwear do you have?

-Sirius

I don’t think so? Mate, whose underwear do you have?

I don’t think so? Mate, whose underwear do you have?