Stuck With You ~ Sirius & Lily - Christmas mini prompt #5
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âWhat do you mean you ainât got no clue?!â Sirius exclaimed, giving his feet a kick. âGet me out of here Lils!â His voice growing a bit panicky as his phobia for tight spaces started to set in. His side was hurting from the pressure and he felt an enormous pressure on his chest. It also didnât help the the bag of gifts was resting somewhere on his shoulder and head.
One of his boots fell off and he tried to kick the other one off, his black hole-y socks dangling was quite the sight. At least the beeping had stopped.
âGod damnit!â He cursed, wiggling his body but shoulders skinned the rough brick. âStupid English architecture and their pointless fucking chimneys that no one uses anymoreâŚâ He muttered, his head knocking the inside of the wall.
âYah yah, letâs try that!â He exclaimed, happy at least for some attempt of a solution. He felt arms wrap around his legs.
âOkay ouch, yup thatâs my kidney.â He grunted as his back hit a brick that jutted out too far. âAnd my balls,â he winced. âLily what the fuck are you doing to me down there? You donât need to undress me, just get me out of here.â He laughed though still in a bit of pain.
He could feel his pants slipping down, as that was the only thing that was moving despite their efforts. âHere can you try grabbing my legs, not my pants,â he coached.
This seemed hopeless. Shit, how was he gunna get out?
âYah that is actually my wand, donât get any dirty ideas you with your sick mind anâ all.â He teased. âCan you actually grab it from my pocket and Iâll try and get my hand free.â He said, wiggling a hand down his body trying to push his shoulder as far as it would go without dislocating it.
âI should be a fucking contortionist in the circus!â He cheered as his hand peeked out from the hole of the chimney finally and waved at her.
Oh, this was bad, this was really, really bad in so many bad ways... And it was also kind of funny, Lily decided as she watched Sirius struggle to free himself of the chimney. That he was so disgruntled only made it more amusing, and while they worked together to free him, she couldnât wholly keep from laughing every now and then.
âGood job,  Iâd give you that circus job!â she cheered when he waved at her. She playfully grabbed his hand and shook it, even going so far as to say, âgood morning, Mister Black, welcome to our humble abode. I hope youâre not finding the chimney too ashy for your liking...â
But of course that didnât mean he wasnât stuck anymore. She scratched the back of her bedhead-covered head and tried to take it more seriously. âAlright, since weâve got you this far already... Let me see, I could try engorgio on the chimney, but itâs not much further and Iâd rather not risk enlargening you as well.â She crouched on the floor and got a good grip on his legs. âBrace!â she warned, and yanked with all her strength.
It didnât help much, not on this try, and she wrinkled her nose. âWait, you said you wanted your wand, I can...â And she got up again, pushing her hand up along the side of his leg into the chimney in an attempt to reach his pocket. âOh sweet Merlin,â she groaned, âI donât think Iâd ever be feeling you up, Sirius!â

















