I used to cringe so hard at my “I’m not like other girls” phase until I realized that most girls have this phase and what we actually mean is, “I’m not a thoughtless one-dimensional caricature of makeup and boobs, which is all I’ve been taught to believe girls are.” How can women be viewed so poorly that little girls everywhere all think they’re unique just for having independent thoughts and interests?

oh shit

This is me, going to check out Legendary Books now…

Yo my dudes, the first ebook is available for $0.99, guess who just bought it

He didn’t even get dumped.  She didn’t have romantic feelings for him but was trying so hard to be his friend and he was just whiny baby about it.

“he was just a whiny baby about it” can you quote the text and prove your point please ? :) @warmhappycat

Girlhood is just a long eternity of wanting to escape but not knowing what to escape from

Honestly shoutout to The Social Network for giving us the line “you’re going to go through life thinking that girls don’t like you because you’re a nerd. And I want you to know, from the bottom of my heart, that that won’t be true. It’ll be because you’re an asshole” because if that doesn’t epitomize women’s feelings for entitled male nerds I don’t know what does

Reblog to have something good happen at 1:42 tomorrow

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linguini from ratatouille is the most accurate representation of a broke millennial, like he has no idea what he wants to do with his life and has a shitty apartment and gets drunk and has intense anxiety and actually acknowledges how weird his situation is. like, he just found this rat that can cook and can somehow communicate and control his actions by pulling on his hair and that’s weird af, but fuck it he really needs this job so fine let the rat cook, he doesn’t even care how weird his life is anymore he just needs money.

people with dark brown hair and dark brown eyes are so pretty.. fantastic combination…

god i never realised how little people with dark brown hair n eyes get complimented until i made this post and discussed it with one of my friends, you guys dont get appreciated as much as you should and im glad that this small post meant something to you, youre all lovely

this is so important. people need their alone time & their space. & it doesn’t matter if you see them active on social media, sometimes people just like to scroll through their timeline without talking to anyone for a while. you really can’t expect to have someone’s attention every second of the day, it’s not realistic at all.

You should all be detained ASAP

straight person voice at someone they know is gay: whoever you marry…

‪What part of “i don’t wanna spend anymore money” don’t I understand

not to be fake deep but  now i’m speechless over the edge just breathless I never thought that i’d catch this….LOVEBUG AGAIN. hopeless, head over heels in the moment I never thought that I’d get hit by this.. LOVE BUG AGAIN……i can’t get your smile out of my mind ((can’t get u out of my mind))). i think about your eyes all the time… you’re beAUTIFUL but you don’t even try (((((u don’t even, don’t even try))))) modesty is just so hard to FIND… Now I’m speechless, over the edge i’m just breathless i never thought that I’d catch this…. ///LOVEBUG/// AGAIN. Hopeless, head over heels in the moment, i never thought that I’d get hit by this LOVE BUG AGAIN…. kissed her for the first time yesterday…………everything I wished that it would BE….suddenly I forgot how to SPEEEAK…….Hopeless, Breathless baby cant yoUU SEEEEEE???????

NOW I’M *guitar solo that sends my soul into another astral plane*