Welcome To The Night Court

Sometimes it’s possible to have too much determination.

I was waiting for the payoff and I was NOT disappointed

They have nine beverages between the two of them

What they have are five beverages and four waters. Water, by definition, cannot be a beverage.

The fuck do you mean water cant be a beverage?

The way this post progressed is the reason I come on Tumblr

From the bottom of my heart: im not sorry for anything i put on yalls dash, i am my own target audience and i find my taste immaculate but thank u for witnessing 💕

You know the joke about how hot people never had to develope a personality cuz they’re hot? I feel like tiktok is the practical application of that joke

some of u didnt have tumblr before the porn ban where u would literally just randomly be scrolling through your dash and happen upon a series of aggressive gay porn gifs because one of ur mutuals happened to be horny that night and it shows

The thrill of the scroll.

golden retrievers are still the only breed i’ve ever worked with that go absolutely WILD with excitement for the rain most dogs tolerate it, some hate it, but golden retrievers, man. they’re on another level

lost in the sauce

IT IS VITALLY IMPORTANT THAT YOU UNMUTE!!!!

I will never get tired of reblogging this

Coping with life generally but especially in 2020 in a nutshell

HOW DO I REBLOG THIS FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE

me: *is overwhelmed by things i absolutely have the time to do*