oh, her skin is a paradise

What a year this week has been.

It’s Monday.

It sure as hell is.

The earlier in the day Monday you reblog the funnier this gets

bird just flew into my window and tried to play it off all cool by immediately picking at leaves on the ground like…. king… its okay we’ve all been there….

What made me just outright giggle at the absurdity of it all is reading about these bunkers in particular: https://www.businessinsider.com/photos-of-survival-condo-project-luxury-doomsday-shelter-2017-4 and seeing that their plan to keep the Unwashed Masses from intruding on them during the apocalypse is armed guards up on the ground patrolling the perimeter, which just illustrates the mindset of these people, they think they can buy anything, including the idea that people will voluntarily stick around and defend them once society collapses.

Sure would be terrible if someone saw this and felt motivated to break a law or two

Gimme some money for a plane ticket, I’ll be your man.

I gotta ask, do we weld the doors before or after the bastards enter? Because I can see a pretty strong case either way.

Weld ‘em in there and let them go full fuckin Lord of the Flies down there while we actually accomplish worthwhile things up top.

currently razing my island to the ground so i can design it from scratch 😵

i love trans women so much and i’m so proud and happy you’re part of my community. you are all my sisters and i am blessed and grateful for your existence every day. everything i post always includes you and i keep you all in my heart always.

my heart is a beautiful place and anyone would be lucky to live there

🌸❀ヅ