i frat sometimes

sad? go buy a basil plant. you will still be sad but you’ll be able to make pesto in a couple months

Smoking more weed and making more money in 2018

i remember in second grade i got a new purple sharpener and this girl who i was “friends” with asked me to have it and I was like ???? no my mom just bought this for me yesterday and she said “if you dont give me the sharpener we’re not friends anymore” and i just said “okay” and she was like “So you’re giving me the sharpener??” and i was like “why are you talking to me? we’re not friends” and i wish i was still as savage as i was back then

When u hold your hand out to a cat and they close their eyes and bump it with their forehead reblog if u agree

Make me choose between:

Not the heroes we thought we needed but the heroes we really needed all along