im Stupid as FUCK

why she standing there like a firing squad is about to shoot her

if twitter existed in the 17th century we’d see threads like “oh no you can’t burn the cotton plantations. think of the seamstresses. think of all the people who need clothes. burn the sugar plantations instead. oh no don’t burn those uh people need food. how about you only burn the tobacco plantations. but convenience stores will lose profits so don’t do that. burn the-”

fuck it a vampire with a gun

count glockula

Where I come from, we don’t worry about these fruity-tuity California style buds. Okay? I’m from Scranton. What i’m smoking is dirt. So lets get that straight jack. Pure brick. Ass. Okay? America- Americans are wanting to smoke that dirt, okay? You go up to someone and say, hey, I’m gonna give you a big bag of this heady bud, but I’m taking your stash of mids, they’re gonna say C’mon man! get out of here! *audience cheers* that’s right. that’s right. Get the hell out of here! We like stems! We like seeds! Where I come from.

Do you think you can use crystal Pepsi as an enema

neil gayman epic divorce mitski war crimes grusk baby nic cage joe exotic george bush star war fucking namjoon bts what the fuck i don't care anymore every time i go on twitter i want to become a russian orthodox monk

We didn’t start the fire

i’m on mobile right now but i’m guessing that’s a pic of demi lovato

give winston a new emote that lets you throw poop at other players

he has a phd

poop hurling disorder

Being gay at ur parents house is like I’m not gay but I am but like it’s subtext