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“how would you feel if someone blocked you just because they found you annoying?” then i wouldn’t have to interact with someone who thinks i’m annoying? i don’t see a problem

#you can block me for any reason and i do not care?#dont want me leaving annoyings tags on posts? block me #dont like i have a differing opinion? block me #think im stupid? block me #hate my blog colours? block me #it will literally solve every single problem you have with me existing on tumblr! its just that easy!#i will fight for your right to block me!#i will say that trying to get out of a petty argument by telling them to block just makes them more mad for some reason #like i literally do not understand getting more upset when youre presented with a perfectly valid and easy solution to your problem #is it just bc their “enemy” is suggesting a solution to the conflict and they cant have their enemy being correct?

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ratbastarddotfuck

you have to forgive the printer because it's one of the most machine-ass machines we interact with on a day to day basis. that thing says kerchunk. hardly anything says kerchunk these days. you can't get mad at her when she kerchunks up a little.

digitalsymbiote

Crazy that tech has gotten so bad that we're doing printer forgiveness now

sadclowncentral

i had a dream that time travel was invented and too many people choose to travel back in time to save the titanic from sinking (the question of whether unsinking of the titanic deserved so much attention in the face of human history was the subject of both heavy academic and online discourse), which caused a rift in the space-time-continuum that led to the titanic showing up indiscriminately all over the world’s oceans and sea in various states of sinking.

this caused a lot of issues both in terms of fixing said space-time-continuum and in terms of nautical navigation, and after a long and heavy battle in the international maritime organization it was decided that the bureaucratic burden of dealing with this was to be upon Ireland, much to their dismay. the Irish Government then released an app for all sailors and seafarers so they could report titanic sightings during their journeys, even though they heavily dissuaded you from reporting them given the paperwork it caused.

anyway i woke up with a clear image of the app in my head and needed to recreate it for all of you:

sadclowncentral

no you don't understand. i do international regulation of emerging technologies for a living. this WAS me stress dreaming about work

taproot-bread

You know that weird phase where you are not asleep yet but your mind starts doing whatever and you can't really control it? Yeah.

taproot-bread

I'M????????????

swayerto

catcrumb

#for real tho lol #like ill be trying to get a rare item in a game but its just not dropping for me #so ill complain to a friend like “damn i cant get my hands on this bitch! wtf is this rng?!”#and then within the next half hour i get what i wanted lol #sometimes you just gotta put your complainer vibes out there and rnjesus will help

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copepods

i like working at plant store. sometimes you ring up someone and there's a slug on their plant and so you're like "Oh haha you've got a friend there let me get that for you" and you put the slug on your hand for safekeeping but then its really busy and you dont have time to take the slug outside before the next customer in line so you just have a slug chilling on your hand for 15 minutes. really makes you feel at peace with nature. also it means sometimes i get to say my favorite line which is "would you like this free slug with your purchase"

copepods

@holyknuckled you get it. lterally what are we here on earth for if not to occasionally impose gastropods upon unsuspecting customers. this story is delightful

lintubintu

@holyknuckled like that?

holyknuckled

oh? my god???

yeah, Exactly like that

lychgate

Has anyone seen the giraffe lamp at ikea

lychgate

Hes allowed on the table

lychgate

Were watching sumo together

lychgate

Here imea giraffe lamp, it's your turn on the donkey kong

localxenospores

most inspired i have felt in weeks

animentality

#the thing about artists and ai is experience #im not talking about technical experience and skills tho #im talking about personal experience #if i paint a lake you can ask me about it #is this a lake ive been to? why did i paint a rocky shore and not a sandy one? why did i pick that type of tree?#etc. etc. etc. you could ask me anything you wanted and i could provide some form of answer #ive painted from things ive experienced like cool lake water and warm rocky beaches and pine trees shading the water #an ai cant do that. its never experienced anything and it doesnt even really paint either #each pixel you see in ai art is an illusion #its just mathed out the most likely colour that pixel needs to be in tandem with all the others to create an image #it doesnt have a childhood experience to create from bc it doesnt experience things #its just math. its just likelihood. its not experience. its not personality. its hollow. its vacant

catchymemes

epilepticsaints

puppygirlisland-deactivated2024

as annoying and harmful as tiktok is i gotta hand it to them, they have a unique pvp system

somethingusefulfromflorida

It just keeps going

special-lucky-chosen-one

why is this tagged mature content

fangirltothefullest

You know how we on Tumblr play with images like dolls Tiktok is doing that with videos and I appreciate that.

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dib

i ca;nt bleiev clowns r real.;;; wha tthe fuck….

zim

DID YOU JUST DISCOVER MIRRORS?

dib

SHUT UP!!! SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

introvertsnation

shittymoviedetails

did we reach peak trans inclusivity?

toastannas

honestly yeah *some* of those "tesblr isn't dead though" posts are rubbing me the wrong way.

#“tesblrs so fucking dead jfc” theres literally daggerfall right here lol

geniusbee

these are getting weird

#to be fair people have been having their teslas vandalized and destroyed just bc its a tesla #in my country there were rebates for electric cars including teslas so its not an uncommon brand of car to have #its less about absolution and more about not wanting whats prolly their only vehicle wrecked bc the ceo went full nazi

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