this is stupid

“how would you feel if someone blocked you just because they found you annoying?” then i wouldn’t have to interact with someone who thinks i’m annoying? i don’t see a problem

Buckle that shuckle

I feel like this is more for everyone else's safety because a shuckle in a crash is going to be like an untethered indestructible bowling ball

@bulbagarden

arceus help us all if there's any exeggcute on board that shuckle is going to bowl a perfect 300

I wasn’t built to be employed. I need to stay up until 4 am like a normal person

if you fall from grace enough times eventually you’ll get really good at sticking the landing

FUCKKKKKKK what if something bad happened and I forgot to worry about it

i kiss you on the mouth and end my turn

personally I am of the opinion that vegans who are like “the way our food system currently works under capitalism on a large scale is exceptionally cruel to all animals including humans and is not sustainable, so I’m doing what I can to make the most ethical choices available to me about what I eat and encourage others to do the same” are generally very reasonable people who I agree with in spades. but vegans who seem to think human beings are not themselves animals who are ultimately also part of the food chain but instead some kind of other paternalistic higher entity that can never engage in ethical and sustainable hunting practices (and especially the fringe I’ve seen who think other carnivorous animal predators are also evil and need to be eliminated) are people I regard as foolish at best if not actively anti-indigenous and racist

“sorry i have plans” (sleeping all day)

what nobody tells you about weekends is that it’s already monday

Computer loves to be like "fuck! You sure you want to shut down? Youve got volume mixer open"

they got married btw

#choosing to believe you decided that imams were out of your league To answer this tag, the priest actually got the imam out in the first round.