hello?

you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself

"ohhh wahhh the problem with building out america's rail network is that nobody wants to live next to train tracks-" I DO BITCH!!!!!!!! #I<3INDUSTRIALNOISES #SEXWITHATRAIN

Nobody wants to live next to a prison, amazon warehouse, data center, or superfund site either and yet there's no problem creating THOSE...

I hate ai so much. what do u mean I have to question the material reality of every image now. this is no way to live wtf

Oh hey man. Good to see you. I thought you died. Didn't you die? I was sure you died? Why are you alive? Weren't you meant to die a long time ago?

if you washed any clothes recently this is a friendly reminder to put them on the chair and then on the bed and then on the chair and then on the bed and then on the chair and then

I be opening and closing tumblr like it’s the fridge