On my wizord arc

another weekend that makes me want to quit my job. but i shant. not until the amulet begins to call my name again

being a wizard is an inherently trans profession. what are you transmuting? your gender?

APPLY EVAL. DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD

i was actually born as a CD but a wizard turned me into a human to teach me a lesson

a ghost flies into me to possess me and flies out a minute later wheezing and coughing and visibly horrified

a demon tries to possess me but it just bounces off me like it ran headfirst into a glass door

"Motherfucker! Cease to be!" - Me yesterday reaching peak wizardspeak while gaming.

reblog if you're a fucked up creature 👍🏾

i think we would all benefit from a new internationally recognized holiday called Wraith Day where you just shuffle around in a floor length hooded black cloak that completely obscures your entire physical form and communicate only in hisses and vague menacing gestures likea. wraith

i really appreciate this post doing decently well in spite of being pretty sure most of the people reblogging it have no idea that nick castellanos only hits home runs with the commentators are talking about tragedies or destroying their careers

i don't know how to find the video but there's also the time an announcer was talking about how he was coming in to commentate on the same day his father passed away and is nearly in tears, but collects himself as the batter steps up to the plate and says "i'll stop talking about it here, don't want to pull a nick castellanos." and the batter immediately rips a home run deep into left field.

For context

*sigh* ....Karkat :/