my ranking of domestic disaster to househusband
okay in the danmei stories I know so far, the ranking goes:
12. Zhou Zishu: Has never been seen to lift one finger towards a household chore or practical skill. When left alone WILL drink himself to death on the side of the road
11. Xie Lian: Eats moldy shit out of dumpsters. Has been known to make semi-edible food when the occasion calls for it, but then the skill seems to magically leave him? maybe it was only semi edible bc he was feeding it to starving orphans who had no other options? Can't do housing repairs.
10. Shen Qingqui: I don't want to know the state of his bachelor pad pre-canon. Also barely lifts a finger in regards to practical household skills, but he has managed to live a few years on his own at various points, to varying degrees of success.
9. Mobei-jun: Needs constant supervision. Can cook noodles poorly when necessary. I could not imagine him doing anything else domestic for the life of me.
8. Shang Qinghua: Can manage other people's messes, cannot manage his own life. Has been known to beg for food. Has been known to write 20k words a day without sleeping or eating. Also lived alone to varying degrees of success, but not healthily.
7. Wei Wuxian: Has grand delusions about being a house husband....not suited for the task. Can grow radishes at least. A child did not die under his (albeit supervised) care.
6. Chu Wanning: Somehow lived alone for several decades without dying or growing mold spores in his clothing. Can cook 1 (one) recipe. Does have an organizational system, albeit one no one else can understand. Gets sick often, probably due in part to lack of ventilation and poor laundry hygiene.
5. Wen Kexing: Can cook, can supervise others cleaning, mildly alcoholic but trying his best.
4. Lan Wangji: Can cook, can take care of children and pets with varying degrees of success, Lan arm strength probably makes him unsuited for doing laundry, but probably good at home repair.
3. Hua Cheng: not enough data, but probably a good househusband. Ive been told this ranking is accurate. Can at least chop up veggies and do basic home maintenance (rip xie lian)
2. Mo Ran: basically a master chef, is a pro at cleaning up after chu wanning, has been known to weep over bad hygiene, wants that domestic life like nobodies business.
1. Luo Binghe: Househusband supreme. Beyond just doing the cooking, the cleaning, etc, gives me the vibes of someone with tasteful interior design skills. Look at him go. Good for sqq.