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sorry for my inactivity guys, a man has made his way into my mind so i’m not as funny right now, ovulation coming soon tho so stay tuned

i’ve been reading junkrat fanfiction for 3 hours, i’ve never played overwatch.. i didn’t even know he had a real name until now!?!?? i need to be put down

in my teenage years i remember i read a gotta sweep baldis basics smut x reader and this fanfiction had a weird effect on me well into my adult years js because the person who wrote it did a surprisingly good job i didn’t even have the broom as a hear me out until that fanfiction and it got me thinking how weird do you haft to be to be down bad for a broom you write smut about it so i went down a rabbit hole and found it, turns out they wrote it as an au where the broom was human and i was the only fucked up one imagining him as a broom

i’m telling you guys, wilson is definitely on some kind of list

sometimes i feel so feral and disgusting because i just want to hold his hand so bad with no sexual intent

reading on wattpad when desperate is like revisiting a drug you got clean from whenever a story mentions ‘🍋’ or ‘his member’ i feel like such a virgin reading there

the most perverted people i know always be reposting landscapes, mmm yes you wanna hump that tree so bad

do you guys actually like me or just wanna touch me where i pee

guess who’s ovulating, all your fics about to get an honourable mention in my gooning session

i don’t talk to my mutuals ever but i hope they know i love them and when i see there posts i giggle and kick my feet