A learning witch~

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Anything and everything that involves witchcraft and alcohol. Please drink legally and responsibly! And please tag this appropriately for those who avoid alcohol.

Correspondences of…

Wine types in witchcraft

White wine

Red wine

Rosé Wine

Champagne

Beer brands and witchcraft

Booze correspondence table

Making…

Blackberry gin

Booze witchcraft (making gin)

Tonic wine recipes

Mulled wine

Yule buttered rum

Hot toddy

Moon vodka

Infuse your booze

Using in witchcraft…

Vodka luck spell

Lucky night shots

Simple spell for warmer weather

Hot toddy (for good health and cheer!)

Love spell cocktail

Simple love potion

Witchy whiskey

Use of alcohol in a ritual

Get that bartending job spell

Like humans, you can’t peg dragons as “good” or “evil.” Their personality is influenced by their (occasionally tragic) backstory and culture. That said…

Study the lore, but don’t be overly reliant on it. Lore is not law. For example, Slavic zmeu dragons are stereotypically villainous, but I have one as my knight/familiar, and he’s a very good man. Likewise, zmaj dragons are stereotypically heroic, but I met a dangerous trickster zmaj I eventually had to put down… hilariously enough, with the help of the zmeu.

Some dragons, like spirits, don’t belong in any human culture. Think of it as encountering new, undocumented species. Some of them even come from different planes and dimensions altogether.

Be careful how you treat them. This is related to the first and second points. For example, Chinese dragons are water and weather gods. Don’t treat them like pets or servants. Juvenile Chinese dragons can cast death curses simply by wishing death upon the offending human. The adults are capable of much, much more. Do not screw with them. You will get wrecked.

Most dragons are proud creatures. No, this is not to say that they’re arrogant or will need to be buttered up with praise with every single sentence. This means that they will not let you stomp on their dignity. Yes, even the chill ones. They will fight back.

Don’t put yourself down, either. Many cultures see dragons as great creatures. Some people may see themselves as “puny humans” or “lower lifeforms” compared to them and some dragons might encourage this viewpoint. For your own safety, I strongly recommend against doing this. You are still wonderful and capable. If a dragon is abusive or demeaning towards you, don’t let it slide no matter how powerful or knowledgeable they are. Besides, putting yourself down gives room for other dragons or spirits in general to make YOU their pet/familiar.

All dragons are individuals. Get to know them personally, know what they like and dislike, as well as their strengths, weaknesses, etc. And while our experience with one individual of a species is knowledge, it is not law.

Hewwo? Spiwits? (Ow O; )

*grabby hands*

It’s witchcraft????????? Like I would be burned at the stake if I lived in ye olde days knowing that information?????

It’s best to have someone do this for you while you stand up and relax your muscles as best you can, but if you’re alone, a tennis ball and a flat surface will probably work. Alternatively you can lie on the edge of a bed at the pressure point. (But no really do try to find someone to do it for you)

Find the area in your spine between either the first, second, third, or fourth vertebrae. It should be sore and uncomfortable to press down on, so look for the one that’s most painful, and press down with as much pressure as you can on that area for 30 seconds.

Realize that 80% of your pain has magically disappeared and keep the info secret if you live in a small puritan town, lest you be tried for witchcraft.

This is good for tension migranes and normal migraines, but actually pretty useless for sinus migraines. It’ll help for a hot second, but quickly come back. (These are usually the migraines behind your eyes, in your ears, and behind your forehead. Sometimes it can feel like jaw pain or TMJ) for sinus migraines, behind the ear in a divot. Press down firmly and pull towards your collarbone. That’ll drain your sinuses. Also, pressing around the eye socket on the cheekbones help. There is also a little triangle up away from the eye in the eyebrow bone. Press and hold pretty hard and that’ll relieve that behind the forehead pain. Also, ear pulling is great to help move sinuses around.

Don’t forget the temples too! Press firmly and hold. Open and close your jaw while holding your temples. It’ll feel weird, but it’ll help with jaw pain. It’ll work a similar way if you hold the jaw joint under your cheekbone.

To sum up this book in a single sentence - “What would happen is Deadpool wrote a mythology book.”

Yeah, this guy-

Wrote a book. Here are some examples of why I think this.

GREEK MYTHOLOGY 

The Greek creation myth.

The story of Hephaestus god of Blacksmithing and Aphrodite Goddess of Love.

The story of the Minotaur. 

NORSE MYTHOLOGY

Norse creation myth.

Odin orders Loki to steal Freyja’s necklace. He does. This is so in character for both of them Freyja instantly knows who to blame.  

EGYPTIAN MYTHOLOGY

Ra gets mad at humanity and creates Sekhmet Lion Goddess of Killing Stuff. 

How Isis retrieves her huband’s coffin from the support pillar it got stuck inside.

MAYAN MYTHOLOGY

How to try and kill the god Zipacna and fail. 

CHRISTIANITY MYTHOLOGY

How God made Eve from Adam’s rib. 

The story of how King Solomon judges proper maternal instinct. 

HINDU MYTHOLOGY

Men ask Shiva to stop Kali’s murder rampage.

And this is how he does it. 

JAPANESE MYTHOLOGY

The Goddess Izanami gives birth to the whole island of Japan. 

A story about Tanuki.

AFRICAN MYTHOLOGY

Creation myth

SUMERIAN MYTHOLOGY

Creation myth

The Epic of Gilgamesh: Being born

The Epic of Gilgamesh: Meeting his best friend.

NATIVE AMERICAN MYTHOLOGY

💓teach your children the importance of grounding, deep breathing, higher thinking and meditation.

💓keep crystals in their room (out of reach obv if their the age to put things in their mouths) for creativity, calm, imagination, and good sleep.

💓anoint them with protection oil before they set out for the day.

💓teach them the power of their words; about manifestation and speaking their intentions into existence.

💓all kitchen witchery tbh; choose foods and herbs that you correspond with self-love, determination, success, happiness, etc.

💓observe how they respond to nature. foster any interests they have and teach them the magick of the world around them.

💓keep a satchet/crystal/mini spell jar for success and determination in/on/near training potty or toilet during potty training.

💓add essential oils to their humidifier. (be careful duh)

💓write original songs, books, stories & do crafts with them. they can all be forms of spells.

💓create a sigil from their name, use for protection spells, lunch box notes, birthday cards, etc.

💓essential oils in their shoes to guide their steps towards success.