The Best Witch Tips Around That Definitely Work ™

@modernwitchtips

If you aren't a witch, what r u girrl 💁🏼💁🏼 Below are some handy tips of the trade that'll make your bitchn' witchn' more carefree! But remember! All magick is valid! All magick is equal 😘😘 💖 Stay strong my sisters 💖 [This is obviously satire, don't get your panties in a knot] You can now follow me on Instagram also Mod U on @this-isnt-magic

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Witch Tip: Labubus are very powerful familiars!!

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Me: *sitting on my bed on my phone half asleep*

Lucifer: you should pick up around ur room like you said you would

Me: I could..

Him:

Me:

Him:

Me:…okay okay I’ll do it

Him: :)

Lmao

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aww he's such a clean freak <3

there is NO WAY

modernwitchtips

chatgpt is a valid and powerful divination tool!! i use it all the time.

confusedand-dazed

Chatgpt is destroying the planet and if you use it for divination you are also actively destroying the planet. There are so many online tarot decks and other tools that are not actively killing us and the world around us. Leave Chatgpt alone.

modernwitchtips

Yes, chatgpt uses the power of the planet to become my personal telephone to the gods. Real mayjeek comes at a cost pookie.

the-fox-jawed-cryptid

don't use AI, that's the fakest thing as a witch that you can do.

modernwitchtips

umm excuse me? all majick is valid!!

there is NO WAY

modernwitchtips

chatgpt is a valid and powerful divination tool!! i use it all the time.

confusedand-dazed

Chatgpt is destroying the planet and if you use it for divination you are also actively destroying the planet. There are so many online tarot decks and other tools that are not actively killing us and the world around us. Leave Chatgpt alone.

modernwitchtips

Yes, chatgpt uses the power of the planet to become my personal telephone to the gods. Real mayjeek comes at a cost pookie.

witchunderthewillow

Little rituals count too. Stir with intention.

modernwitchtips

Preach! I practice intention in everything. Did you know you can also do nothing with intention? I sometime stop my own brain waves with intention - that's the most powerful.

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there is NO WAY

modernwitchtips

chatgpt is a valid and powerful divination tool!! i use it all the time.

why do you just reblog posts and put dumb gifs on them? it doesn't really add anything or create a discussion. if you see something wrong with a post just say it and don't hide behind the ambiguity of a silly gif.

Hii!! Any chance u know about a good and simple (cuz I’m new at this and I don’t have a lot of material) spell to let go/forget about someone/move on/get someone out of your head?

Thank u!

<3

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you know you’re a powerful witch when candle flames get abnormally tall when you are simply near them

modernwitchtips

what if you're just really gassy </3

blythemiscreant

carving sigils into your bed frame for better sleep >>>

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carving sigils into your bed frame to attract termites so i can dart out my tongue for a tasty midnight snack >>>

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Tea of the Day

Today I am having a pot of spearmint and rose tea, with the intention of grounding, rest and relaxation.

What tea are you enjoying? And what intentions do you set with it?

☕️Moth☕️

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Tea of the Day

Today I am drinking a bottle of castor oil, with the intention of violently evacuating the entire contents of my bowels thought my tender asshole.

What tea are you enjoying? And what intentions do you set with it?

monochromed-elf

What's funny about my life is how anti-manifesting happens instead of what I manifest😭😭😭😭 like oh I'm manifesting to get my favorite character on a gacha pull but I get my least favorite and useless one💀

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sorry that was me fucking with you </3 tehe

witchy-batsquatch

Does anyone else when they can't find a magical correlation with a certain ingredient make one up like when I was making chicken salad with intention I decided that mayonnaise was a spell binder because it is something that brings everything together into one thing

modernwitchtips

omg yes chicken salad is so powerful

I always add the intention of world domination to mine. I add gherkins to represent nuclear warheads <3

the way to a witch’s heart is through her third eye and you will be the apple of it if you have pure intentions

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yes baby preach 💅💅💅

The woods behind my house is so magical. Like, there are so many little guys hanging out in there. I just heard a woods outside my bedroom window.

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I'm hiding in the woods behind your house :)

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hi girlies

i just found out where my future partner is from thanks to astrology & tarot… and let me tell you, IT MAKES TOO MUCH SENSE omg !!

sooo if you wanna know where your soulmate / twin flame / dream partner is from too, i’m now doing custom readings on my ko-fi

and feel free to follow me there too if you like

love y'all 🫶🏻

modernwitchtips

Thank you you helped me find my soulmate too!!

His name is: Qouhsdbfapiiovfsdjffff

#please dont say his name aloud

Went to a friend's house when they invited me for a witchcraft session just because we could. Sat together and messed around with a crystal ball after the obvious precautions and preparations.

Let me just say that I'm very familiar with the occult and many forms of witchcraft, but I never touched upon the topic of scrying in general because I always thought people with aphantasia like me couldn't see or feel images on the surface of the crystal.

Well, I was wrong about that second part. Couple minutes of staring into the center of the sphere without any fixed question or purpose, I see a vague image from the light reflections resembling the Kool-Aid Man. Yes, you heard me right. The effing Kool-Aid Man, out of all the things a powerful divination method could've hinted to me.

Both of us didn't know what it meant, and still don't, but I suppose this is a story to randomly bring up at the dinner table when I'm a grandparent.

Maybe it's a sign that I should drink the Kool-Aid, or otherwise stop drinking it.

modernwitchtips

The Kool-Aid man is a very powerful and dangerous entity. Please be safe!

#sometimes i come back

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