professional space cadet

twilight but edward cullen is played by glenn howerton

Do you ever consider the ethical implications of making something like this before u hit that post button

(gives you a sexy blood transfusion) 

(gives you a sexy blood transfusion)

(gives you a sexy blood transfusion)

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why did you stop?

arrested for malpractice

carlisle…..

October is the month of being horny for vampires on main

bold of you to assume i’m not horny for vampires on main year round

*slaps my neck* come get yall juice

who else became gay when she woke up and and looked like dis

robert pattinson could do spider-man but tom holland couldn’t do twilight

Hey guys! Thanks for being patient - I know I haven’t been creating a lot of content recently, and it’s just because my vampire boyfriend recently impregnated me on our honeymoon 😱 and our parasitic child is sucking the strength out of my fingers as I type! 🤪 Lmao hope to be back w content once he sees reason and gifts me my immortal form! 🤞🏻 Love and peace ✌🏻💋💙

also if alice was your favorite twilight character you’re gay now

edward is an anxiety/adhd icon for just walking away immediately when faced with a conversation he doesn’t have a pre-determined script for