Fresh out the tomb

shout out to the girls that hate their bodies but are trying really really hard to find the beauty and comfort in them because that shit is hard and takes a lot of time and is emotionally exhausting. i’m proud of y'all.

I love how in twilight Edwards all, “I can’t be close to you” and Bella is all, “this is enough” then fast forward a lil bit and she’s like, “All I want is dick, kill me if you gotta”

Don’t like it? Become God

my favourite ever literary trope is “you want me to be a villain? i’ll show you a villain” that shit gives me goosebumps and given the right context also turns me on

i hope all the horror blogs that keep reblogging this post know it was about regina george in the mean girls musical

i wish british accents were real and weren’t just invented for the ppcu (peppa pig cinematic universe)

God doesnt speak to us anymore bc of fear inspired by this entity alone

trying to read this sentence was like trying to walk up a flight of stairs and tripping on every single individual step

very telling of tumblr to denounce and attack monarchists but praise and devote themselves wholly to Princess Peach, a known war mongerer and imperialist

she baked me a cake

Someone: are you ok? Me: *does the feel good inc laugh*

who does this to their sister over some dick lmao

It’s not even about the d; it’s about being petty and settling a score TBH

What kinda score is being settled to ruin a life like dis

She knows what she did

No one has seen you look worse than the gas station closest to your house.

this is UPS driver erasure

I’ve never seen a UPS person. They toss those packages from the highway. Don’t even stop.