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ARIES: knocked my brother off of our roof

TAURUS: spent over 200 dollars on real life pokemon badges

GEMINI: tried to make french toast by myself, accidentally used an entire carton of eggs for three pieces of toast

CANCER: slept on my floor because i didn't want to wake up my dog to move him (seven times)

LEO: got called pretentious and reacted by looking up the word pretentious in the dictionary to find the exact definition to prove my accuser wrong (age 13)

VIRGO: printed out a chart to cross reference all of the possible places i could purchase cadbury eggs at any given time

LIBRA: forgot to sleep for two days

SCORPIO: became jealous of the video game "skyrim" because my significant other spent more time playing it than talking to me

SAGITTARIUS: learned how to tie my shoes wrong, still tie them wrong today (age 16)

CAPRICORN: named my first goldfish "Goldfish #1"

AQUARIUS: accidentally told my 68 year old grandfather to "suck it or pay up"