What An Odd Flavor

Martin: Alright, that's enough! You made your point! Put down the pepper. Jon: Not until it stops tasting like cardboard. Martin: Since when do you care about spices this much? You used to ate statements! It's not that bad. Jon: … Martin: Wha- Jon! Don't tell me the horrors tasted better than my cooking! Jon: I-I didn't said it.

i find it really funny how when jon kills people he like channels the power of an entity of fear and smites them, but when elias kills people he just like. shoots them with a gun or beats them with a metal pipe.

Hang on I'm formulating something

actually while i’m here: jonathan “gotta compromise the structural integrity of my skeleton before i jump into the Crush You To Death Dimension” sims is fucking COASTING on the quality of his voice. this man impulse-murdered a coffee table with an axe because he was pissed at the eldritch being imprisoned within it and was SURPRISED when destroying the horror prison released the horrors. by season 2 he is accusing his coworkers of murder for being nice to him and is literally on a first name basis with the autonomous physical manifestation of losing your mind. he makes the most absurd possible choice at every turn and somehow STILL manages to come across as straitlaced and reasonable because he talks like if a bbc documentary voiceover was disappointed in you personally